JOTD: Shoes

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while 
on vacation.  She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes
in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the
local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "well then, maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free."
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you
go on and give it a try?"  The Blonde headed off to the swamp
determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he sees the same
young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming
rapidly toward her.  With lightning reflexes the blonde takes aim,
shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.  Nearby
were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.  The
blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "CRAP!! THIS
ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!!"