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Wednesday, May 31

GSOTD: Ana Ng

"Ana Ng" by THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

Make a hole with a gun perpendicular
To the name of this town in a desk-top globe
Exit wound in a foreign nation
Showing the home of the one this was written for
My apartment looks upside down from there
Water spirals the wrong way out the sink
And her voice is a backwards record
It's like a whirlpool and it never ends

Ana Ng and I are getting old
And we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence
Listen Ana hear my words
They're the ones you would think I would say if there was a me for you

All alone at the '64 World's Fair
Eighty dolls yelling "Small girl after all"
Who was at the Dupont Pavilion?
Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there?
Or the time when the storm tangled up the wire
To the horn on the pole at the bus depot
And in back of the edge of hearing
These are the words that the voice was repeating:

Ana Ng and I are getting old
And we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence
Listen Ana hear my words
They're the ones you would think I would say if there was a me for you

When I was driving once I saw this painted on a bridge:
"I don't want the world, I just want your half"

They don't need me here, and I know you're there (don't need me)
Where the world goes by like the humid air (world goes by)
And it sticks like a broken record
Everything sticks like a broken record
Everything sticks until it goes away (it goes home)
And the truth is, we don't know anything (don't know)

Ana Ng and I are getting old
And we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence
Listen Ana hear my words
They're the ones you would think I would say if there was a me for you

Ana Ng and I are getting old
And we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence
Listen Ana hear my words
They're the ones you would think I would say if there was a me for you

Ana Ng and I are getting old
And we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence
Listen Ana hear my words
They're the ones you would think I would say if there was a me for you

Tuesday, May 30

GSOTD: I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die

"I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die" by THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

Sometimes I feel like being wispy
And once in a while I feel like being dry
But we're doomed and we're drowned by this feeling we surround
So I hope that I get old before I die

Ohhhhh
It's a long, long rope they use to hang you soon I hope
And I wonder why this hasn't happened
Why why why
And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt
And I hope that I get old before I die

Clear off the kitchen table darling
For on the kitchen table I must lie
I'm just tired for my wife just served the banquet of my life
And I hope that I get old before I die

Ohhhhh
It's a long, long rope they use to hang you soon I hope
And I wonder why this hasn't happened
Why why why
And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt
And I hope that I get old before I die

Ohhhhh
It's a long, long rope they use to hang you soon I hope
And I wonder why this hasn't happened
Why why why
And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt
And I hope that I get old before I die

"Daily" Quote

Jon on the ongoing search for Jimmy Hoffa's body:

"Many myths surround Hoffa's disappearance: some say he's buried in the end zone of Giants Stadium... some say he was dumped in Lake Michigan... some think he is alive and in New Hampshire having an affair with a volunteer fireman that he calls 'Johnny-Cakes'."

Monday, May 29

GSOTD: Everything Right is Wrong Again

"Everything Right is Wrong Again" by THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

Everything right is wrong again
Just like in the long long trailer
All the dishes got broken and the car kept driving
And nobody would stop to save her

Wake me when it's over, touch my face
Tell me every word has been erased
Don't you want to know the reason
Why the cupboard's not appealing
Don't you get the feeling that

Everything that's right is wrong again
You're a weasel overcome with dinge
Weasel overcome but not before the damage done
The healing doesn't stop the feeling

Everything right is wrong again
Just like in the long long trailer
All the dishes got broken and the car kept driving
And nobody would stop to save her

And now the song is over now
And now the song is over now
And now the song is over now
The song is over now

Everything right is wrong again
Every movement false, every four is waltz again
Every five and dime's been gained and spent
Tell me that you like my float upstream
Draw the line dividing laugh and scream
You know everything that I know so I know
You've heard the voice that makes the silent noise
That says that

Everything that's right is wrong again
You're a weasel overcome with dinge
Weasel overcome but not before the damage done
The healing doesn't stop the feeling

Everything right is wrong again
Just like in the long long trailer
All the dishes got broken and the car kept driving
And nobody would stop to save her

And now the song is over now
And now the song is over now
And now the song is over now
The song is over now

CBS and Howard Stern Settle Lawsuit

Howard Stern to regain rights to old shows under settlement of lawsuit brought by CBS.

Shock jock Howard Stern regained control of the master tapes from the last 20 years of his terrestrial radio program in a Friday settlement of the contentious lawsuit brought by his former bosses at CBS Radio.

Stern's new employer, Sirius Satellite Radio Inc., agreed to pay $2 million to CBS Radio in return for the rights to the classic recordings, according to a statement released by both sides.

"As part of the settlement, CBS Radio will receive payments relating to the conveyance of its rights in the recordings of `The Howard Stern Show,'" the statement read. "Sirius, for its part, will make a total payment of $2 million related to this conveyance."

The remaining details of the settlement remained confidential, according to the statement.

CBS spokesman Dana McClintock declined to make any further comment, and Stern's agent, Don Buchwald, did not immediately return a call about the settlement.

CBS Radio sued Stern in February, the latest salvo in an escalating battle between the corporation and its former star employee. The company claimed Stern had violated his contract by improperly using his airtime on CBS stations to promote his January 2006 move to Sirius.

Stern "misappropriated millions of dollars' worth of CBS Radio air time for his own financial benefit," the 43-page lawsuit charged.

Stern also discussed his plans with Sirius without disclosing them to CBS, as required by his contract, the lawsuit said.

Stern angrily responded by attacking CBS chief executive officer Les Moonves. The shock jock, in an appearance with David Letterman on "Late Show," wore an "I Hate Les Moonves" T-shirt decorated with the executive's face.

"I believe you are working for one of the biggest jerks on the planet," Stern told Letterman, whose show airs on CBS. "Les Moonves is a bully."

Stern, 50, was the anchor of CBS's radio division with his nationally syndicated morning show until he bolted for satellite radio in January under a five-year, $500 million contract. Lawyers on both sides confirmed the settlement on Wednesday, but no details emerged until the statement was released two days later.

During the last months of his terrestrial radio show, Stern battled constantly with his bosses and was suspended for a day over his alleged promotion of Sirius.

NEW YORK, May. 26, 2006
By LARRY McSHANE Associated Press Writer

Classic Compilation: Saturday Morning Cartoon's Greatest Hits

1. The Tra La La Song (One Banana, Two Banana) - Liz Phair With Material Issue
2. Go Speed Racer Go - Sponge
3. Sugar Sugar - Mary Lou Lord With Semisonic
4. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? - Matthew Sweet
5. Josie And The Pussycats - Juliana Hatfield And Tanya Donelly
6. The Bugaloos - Collective Soul
7. Underdog - Butthole Surfers
8. Gigantor - Helmet
9. Spider-Man - Ramones
10. Johnny Quest/Stop That Pigeon - The Reverend Horton Heat
11. Open Up Your Heart And Let The Sun Shine In - Frente!
12. Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah (Means I Love You) - Violent Femmes
13. Fat Albert Theme - Dig
14. I'm Popeye The Sailor Man - Face To Face
15. Friends/Sigmund And The Seamonsters - Tripping Daisy
16. Goolie Get-Together - Toadies
17. Hong Kong Phooey - Sublime
18. H.R. Pufnstuf - The Murmurs
19. Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy - Wax

Classic Compilation: School House Rock! Rocks

1. Schoolhouse Rocky (Original Theme Music) - Bob Dorough And Friends
2. I'm Just A Bill - Deluxx Folk Implosion
3. Three Is A Magic Number - Blind Melon
4. Conjunction Junction - Better Than Ezra
5. Electricity, Electricity - Goodness
6. No More Kings - Pavement
7. The Shot Heard Round The World - Ween
8. My Hero, Zero - Lemonheads
9. The Energy Blues - Biz Markie
10. Little Twelvetones - Chavez
11. Verb: That's Whats Happening - Moby
12. Interplanet Janet - Man Or Astro-Man
13. Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here - Buffalo Tom
14. Unpack Your Adjectives - Daniel Johnston
15. The Tale Of Mr. Morton - Skee-Lo

Series Finale Of Will & Grace Ends Eight-Year Truce Between Gay, Straight Communities

LOS ANGELES — Widespread violence and riots have broken out across the U.S. since the May 18 airing of the last episode of Will & Grace, the NBC sitcom hailed as the lone common bond between American gays and straights. Relations between the two sides have returned to the hostility that marked the tumultuous period before the show ushered in a tenuous truce eight years ago.

In the nearly two weeks since gay Will and straight Grace ended their televised domestic cohabitation, dozens of vigilante raids on gay bars and nightclubs have been reported, Provincetown, MA announced its secession from the U.S., while skirmishes have broken out at gay–straight border areas along New York's Chelsea neighborhood and the Castro district of San Francisco. And Monday, openly gay congressman Barney Frank was shot and killed on the steps of the Capitol.

"Straight men and women have reverted to their stereotypical view of gays, painting them as two-dimensional caricatures of either uptight, impeccably dressed neat-freaks, or shallow, flamboyant, sex-crazed maniacs," said Neil Giuliano, president of the Gay And Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.

"Without the glue that held us together every Thursday night at 9, the floodgates have opened, and it's only going to get worse from here," he added.

Until now, the gay community has largely obeyed leaders' appeals for calm, but gay–straight violence seems likely to intensify in the vacuum left by the show's departure. Last Friday, a posse of militant homosexuals laid siege to ESPN's Bristol, CT studios and took five hostages, while actors Harvey Fierstein and Nathan Lane are facing assault charges after throwing several Molotov cocktails into a UCLA fraternity house over the weekend.

Giuliano warned that if the situation does not improve, it could sink beyond the level of the "very dark days" that followed the cancellation of Ellen in July 1998.

"Have we as a society already forgotten the lessons of 'Fagmalion Part One: Gay It Forward'?" Giuliano added, referring to the groundbreaking Will & Grace episode in which Will and Jack teach Karen's cousin how to be gay.

Premiering shortly after the Matthew Shepard slaying in 1998, Will & Grace deftly and memorably addressed the hate-crime incident with a landmark episode in which Jack wants to become a massage therapist.

"When I watched the episode 'Homo For The Holidays' with several of my new straight friends who I had met and bonded with thanks to the show, I thought it had put an end to homophobia in America forever," Phoenix resident Dan Salemme said. "I guess I never considered that a show of such cultural importance as Will & Grace might at some point go off the air."

"Will & Grace opened up the lines of pithy, innuendo-laden dialogue between gay and straight America," said Tom Harris, a freelance writer for The Advocate. "But since it ended, straight men have been far less apt to engage in tartly witty, rapid-fire exchanges with me, and are far more likely just to call me 'faggot.'"

The sudden absence of the series, which educated millions of gay and straight viewers each week about the other side's lifestyle, fashion sense, and catchphrases, has had a far-reaching social effect beyond the reactionary violence.

Said Austin, TX landlord Walt Howard, "Now that a gay person and a straight person don't live together on TV anymore, there's no reason I should let them do that in my apartment building." Howard plans to evict all gay tenants June 1.

Will & Grace creators David Kohan and Max Mutchnick have come under fire from both sides for effectively removing the only stopgap between peaceful order and uncontrollable chaos.

"We'll all miss the wonderful characters, the numerous celebrity guest stars, and utopian harmony between gays and straights in America," Kohan said. "But the show had run its course. It was time."

"I urge everyone to keep re-learning and applying the lessons of Will & Grace, which, fortunately, will still live on twice daily in syndication," Kohan added.

http://www.theonion.com/

SYV: Istanbul (Not Constantinople)

Click on the title to view someone's homegrown video of this TMBG classic.

GSOTD: Kiss Me, Son of God

"Kiss Me, Son of God" by THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

I destroyed a bond of friendship and respect
Between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye
Now I laugh and make a fortune
Off the same ones that I tortured
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

I look like Jesus, so they say
But Mr. Jesus is very far away
Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true
That you love me and I love me

I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
Yes a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

Sin City

I ended up renting this as Deadwood, Season II, Disc I was not in. No disappointments here. This movie kept my attention throughout with amazing visuals and a great story. I wish the DVD has more extras but I'll blame that on Blockbuster. I may have to check out a Frank Miller book or two.

BY ROGER EBERT / March 31, 2005

Cast & Credits
Hartigan: Bruce Willis
Marv: Mickey Rourke
Nancy: Jessica Alba
Gail: Rosario Dawson
Jackie Boy: Benicio Del Toro
Dwight: Clive Owen
Kevin: Elijah Wood
Bob: Michael Madsen
Junior/Yellow Bastard: Nick Stahl
Manute: Michael Clarke Duncan
Shellie: Brittany Murphy

Dimension presents a film written and directed by Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez, with guest directing by Quentin Tarantino. Running time: 124 minutes. Rated R (for sustained, strong, stylized violence, nudity and sexual content including dialogue).

If film noir was not a genre, but a hard man on mean streets with a lost lovely in his heart and a gat in his gut, his nightmares would look like "Sin City." The new movie by Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller plays like a convention at the movie museum in Quentin Tarantino's subconscious. A-list action stars rub shoulders with snaky villains and sexy wenches, in a city where the streets are always wet, the cars are ragtops and everybody smokes. It's a black-and-white world, except for blood, which is red, eyes which are green, hair which is blond, and the Yellow Bastard.

This isn't an adaptation of a comic book, it's like a comic book brought to life and pumped with steroids. It contains characters who occupy stories, but to describe the characters and summarize the stories would be like replacing the weather with a weather map.

The movie is not about narrative but about style. It internalizes the harsh world of the Frank Miller "Sin City" comic books and processes it through computer effects, grotesque makeup, lurid costumes and dialogue that chops at the language of noir. The actors are mined for the archetypes they contain; Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, Benicio Del Toro, Clive Owen and the others are rotated into a hyperdimension. We get not so much their presence as their essence; the movie is not about what the characters say or what they do, but about who they are in our wildest dreams.

On the movie's Web site, there's a slide show juxtaposing the original drawings of Frank Miller with the actors playing the characters, and then with the actors transported by effects into the visual world of graphic novels. Some of the stills from the film look so much like frames of the comic book as to make no difference. And there's a narration that plays like the captions at the top of the frame, setting the stage and expressing a stark existential world view.

Rodriguez has been aiming toward "Sin City" for years. I remember him leaping out of his chair and bouncing around a hotel room, pantomiming himself filming "Spy Kids 2" with a digital camera and editing it on a computer. The future! he told me. This is the future! You don't wait six hours for a scene to be lighted. You want a light over here, you grab a light and put it over here. You want a nuclear submarine, you make one out of thin air and put your characters into it.

I held back, wondering if perhaps the Spy Kids would have been better served if the films had not been such a manic demonstration of his method. But never mind; the first two "Spy Kids" were exuberant fun ("Spy Kids 3-D" sucked, in great part because of the 3-D). Then came his "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" (2003), and I wrote it was "more interested in the moment, in great shots, in surprises and ironic reversals and closeups of sweaty faces, than in a coherent story." Yes, but it worked.

And now Rodriguez has found narrative discipline in the last place you might expect, by choosing to follow the Miller comic books almost literally. A graphic artist has no time or room for drifting. Every frame contributes, and the story marches from page to page in vivid action snapshots. "Sin City" could easily have looked as good as it does and still been a mess, if it were not for the energy of Miller's storytelling, which is not the standard chronological account of events, but more like a tabloid murder illuminated by flashbulbs.

The movie is based on three of the "Sin City" stories, each more or less self-contained. That's wise, because at this velocity, a two-hour, one-story narrative would begin to pant before it got to the finish line. One story involves Bruce Willis as a battered old cop at war with a pedophile (Nick Stahl). One has Mickey Rourke waking up next to a dead hooker (Jaime King). One has a good guy (Clive Owen) and a wacko cop (Benicio Del Toro) disturbing the delicate balance of power negotiated between the police and the leader of the city's hookers (Rosario Dawson), who, despite her profession, moonlights as Owen's lover. Underneath everything is a deeper layer of corruption, involving a senator (Powers Boothe) whose son is not only the pedophile but also the Yellow Bastard.

We know the Bastard is yellow because the movie paints him yellow, just as the comic book did; it was a masterstroke for Miller to find a compromise between the cost of full-color reproduction and the economy of two-color pages; red, green and blue also make their way into the frames. Actually, I can't even assume Miller went the two-color route for purposes of economy, because it's an effective artistic decision.

There are other vivid characters in the movie, which does not have leads so much as actors who dominate the foreground and then move on. In a movie that uses nudity as if the 1970s had survived, Rosario Dawson's stripper is a fierce dominatrix, Carla Gugino shows more skin than she could in Maxim, and Devon Aoki employs a flying guillotine that was borrowed no doubt from a circa-1970 Hong Kong exploiter.

Frank Miller and Quentin Tarantino are credited as co-directors, Miller because his comic books essentially act as storyboards which Rodriguez follows with ferocity, and because he was on the set every day, interacting with the actors; Tarantino because he directed one brief scene on a day when Rodriquez was determined to wean him away from celluloid and lure him over the dark side of digital. (It's the scene in the car with Owen and Del Toro, who has a pistol stuck in his head.) Tarantino also contributed something to the culture of the film, which follows his influential "Pulp Fiction" in its recycling of pop archetypes and its circular story structure. The language of the film, both dialogue and narration, owes much to the hard-boiled pulp novelists of the 1950s.

Which brings us, finally, to the question of the movie's period. Skylines suggest the movie is set today. The cars range from the late 1930s through the 1950s to a recent Ferrari.The costumes are from the trench coat and G-string era. I don't think "Sin City" really has a period, because it doesn't really tell a story set in time and space. It's a visualization of the pulp noir imagination, uncompromising and extreme. Yes, and brilliant.

Sunday, May 28

The Great Raid

I watched this last night and this morning (the split-viewing resulting in a massive home cleanup project yesterday). Great story with average acting. I have only one question, why did the rangers not wear helmets?

BY ROGER EBERT / August 12, 2005

Cast & Credits
Lt. Col. Mucci: Benjamin Bratt
Capt. Prince: James Franco
Margaret Utinsky: Connie Nielsen
Maj. Gibson: Joseph Fiennes
Capt. Redding: Marton Csokas
Maj. Nagai: Motoki Kobayashi
Capt. Fisher: Robert Mammone
1st Sgt. Sid "Top" Wojo: Max Martini
Capt. Juan Pajota: Cesar Montano

Miramax presents a film directed by John Dahl. Written by Carlo Bernard and Doug Miro. Based on the books The Great Raid on Cabanatuan by William B. Breuer and Ghost Soldiers by Hampton Sides. Running time: 132 minutes. Rated R (for strong war violence and brief language).

Here is a war movie that understands how wars are actually fought. After "Stealth" and its high-tech look-alikes, which make warfare look like a video game, "The Great Raid" shows the hard work and courage of troops whose reality is danger and death. The difference between "Stealth" and "The Great Raid" is the difference between the fantasies of the Pentagon architects of "shock and awe" and the reality of the Marines who were killed in Iraq last week.

The movie is based on the true story of a famous raid by U.S. Army Rangers and Philippine guerillas, who attacked the Japanese POW camp at Cabanatuan and rescued more than 500 Americans, with the loss of only two American and 21 Filipino lives. Nearly 800 Japanese died in the surprise attack. These numbers are so dramatic that the movie uses end credits to inform us they are factual.

"The Great Raid" has the look and feel of a good war movie you might see on cable late one night, perhaps starring Robert Mitchum, Robert Ryan or Lee Marvin. It has been made with the confidence that the story itself is the point, not the flashy graphics. The raid is outlined for the troops (and for the audience), so that, knowing what the rescuers want to do, we understand how they're trying to do it. Like soldiers on a march, it puts one step in front of another, instead of flying apart into a blizzard of quick cuts and special effects. Like the jazzier but equally realistic "Black Hawk Down," it shows a situation that has moved beyond policy and strategy and amounts to soldiers in the field, hoping to hell they get home alive.

"You are the best-trained troops in the U. S. Army," their commander (Benjamin Bratt) tells the 6th Army Ranger Battalion. Perhaps that is close to the truth, but they have never been tested under fire; their first assignment involves penetrating Japanese-controlled territory, creeping in daylight across an open field toward the POW camp, hiding in a ditch until night, and then depending on surprise to rescue the prisoners, most of them starving, many of them sick, all of them survivors of the Bataan Death March.

Historical narration and footage provide the con As the Japanese retreated, they killed their prisoners, and Americans in one camp were burned alive. In both this raid and a larger, more famous one at the nearby Los Banos camp, the challenge was to rescue the POWs before the Japanese felt the enemy was close enough to trigger the deaths of their prisoners.

Commanding the Rangers are the real-life war heroes Lt. Col. Henry Mucci (Bratt) and Capt. Bob Prince (James Franco), who plans the raid. In parallel stories, we meet the fictional Maj. Gibson (Joseph Fiennes), leader of the POWs, and a brave American nurse, also from real life, named Margaret Utinsky (Connie Nielsen). She works in the Manila underground, obtaining drugs on the black market, which are smuggled in to the camp. She and Gibson were once lovers (in what must be a fictional invention), but have not seen each other for years. Still, it is the idea of Margaret that sustains Gibson, whose strength is being drained by malaria.

The film is unique in giving full credit to the Filipino fighters who joined the Rangers and made the local logistics possible by enlisting the secret help of local farmers and villagers (their ox carts were employed to carry prisoners too weak to walk). The Filipinos are led by Capt. Juan Pajota (Cesar Montano), a forcible local actor who steps into the Hollywood cast and adds to its authenticity and sense of mission.

A brilliant strategic idea is to have a single American plane make several passes over the camp, lifting the eyes of the Japanese to the skies as rescuers were creeping toward them. The raid itself, when it comes, is at night, and would be hard for us to follow except that it follows so precisely the plans that were earlier outlined. One effective moment comes when an officer delays action to be absolutely sure that all is ready; with radio silence, he has to send a scout, and we grow almost as impatient as the waiting men.

The movie was directed by John Dahl, based on a screenplay by Carlo Bernard and Doug Miro, and the books The Great Raid on Cabanatuan by William B. Breuer and Ghost Soldiers by Hampton Sides. Dahl is best known for two of the trickiest modern films noir, "Red Rock West" and "The Last Seduction." Those films would seem to have nothing in common with a war movie, but in a way they do, because they avoid special effects and stay close to their characters while negotiating a risky and complicated plot.

The history of the movie is interesting. It was green-lighted by Harvey Weinstein of Miramax just a few days after 9/11; perhaps a story of a famous American victory seemed needed. It was completed by 2002, but like a lot of Miramax inventory sat on the shelf (Miramax won a "shelf award" at the Indie Spirits one year for the quality of its unreleased pictures). Now that Disney and Miramax are going separate ways, Miramax is releasing a lot of those films in the final months of its original management. "The Great Raid" is perhaps more timely now than it would have been a few years ago, when "smart bombs" and a couple of weeks of warfare were supposed to solve the Iraq situation. Now that we are involved in a lengthy and bloody ground war there, it is good to have a film that is not about entertainment for action fans, but about how wars are won with great difficulty, risk, and cost.

Note: The "R" rating is being appealed by Weinstein, who argues the movie is not as violent as the PG-13 rated "Pearl Harbor." He is correct.

SYV: Birdhouse In Your Soul

Click on the title to view this video by TMBG.

GSOTD: Birdhouse in Your Soul

"Birdhouse in Your Soul" by THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e
My story's infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

There's a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels its always near

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

(and while you're at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Saturday, May 27

TMBG Cover Art (a small sampling)




GAOTW: They Might Be Giants

THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
They Might Be Giants [tape] (TMB Music) 1985
They Might Be Giants (Bar/None) 1986 (East Side Digital) 1986
Don't Let's Start EP (Bar/None) 1987 (Bar/None / East Side Digital) 1987
(She Was a) Hotel Detective EP (Bar/None) 1988
Lincoln (Bar/None / Restless) 1988
They'll Need a Crane EP (Bar/None / Restless) 1989
Don't Let's Start (UK One Little Indian) 1989
Istanbul Not Constantinople EP (Elektra) 1990
Flood (Elektra) 1990
Birdhouse in Your Soul EP (Elektra) 1990
Miscellaneous T (Bar/None / Restless) 1991
I Palindrome I EP (Elektra) 1992
The Guitar EP (Elektra) 1992
Apollo 18 (Elektra) 1992
Why Does the Sun Shine? EP (Elektra) 1993
Back to Skull EP (Elektra) 1994
John Henry (Elektra) 1994
Factory Showroom (Elektra) 1996
Then: The Earlier Years (Restless) 1997
Severe Tire Damage (Restless) 1998
Mink Car (Restless) 2001
Holidayland EP (Restless) 2001

JOHN LINNELL
State Songs EP (Hello Recording Club) 1994
State Songs (Zoë/Rounder) 1999

MONO PUFF
John Flansburgh's Mono Puff EP (Hello Recording Club) 1995
The Devil Went Down to Newport EP (Rykodisc) 1996
The Hal Cragin Years EP (Hello Recording Club) 1996
The Steve Calhoon Years EP (Hello Recording Club) 1996
Unsupervised (Rykodisc) 1996
It's Fun to Steal (Bar/None) 1998

The Brooklyn duo of John Flansburgh (vocals/guitar) and John Linnell (vocals/accordion/saxophone/keyboards) has proven that it can effortlessly toss off erudite, informative, humorous and absurd appreciations of topics both great and small in a constantly expanding universe of musical languages. After a decade in business, however, the challenge for They Might Be Giants is to stay strong, to remain relevant, to move ahead without abandoning the core charm of their whimsical art. Weathering two major and potentially devastating developments — commercial success and the formation of a full-fledged band — the two Johns have had to fight an uphill battle to keep their place in the '90s.

The Giants' debut album is diabolically clever and wildly eclectic, a romp of fully realized masterpieces that could not possibly fail to entertain even the fussiest, hardest-hearted idiot. (Unfortunately, the band has attracted far too many other kinds of idiots to make attending shows a completely enjoyable experience.) Literate, accomplished, bursting with ideas, hooks, puns, dadaist nonsense and other neat tricks, They Might Be Giants is almost too good to be true. Recast from a substantially different self-released cassette, most of the nineteen tracks are brilliant.

The 12-inch (and 3-inch CD) Don't Let's Start EP takes a remix of a They Might Be Giants highlight and appends the mild peer fun of "We're the Replacements," "The Famous Polka" (uncelebrated, but deserving of recognition) and "When It Rains It Snows," a first-cassette song omitted from the album. The title track of Hotel Detective is another LP cut, also remixed; the foot-long EP also contains three swell new songs ("Kiss Me, Son of God," "For Science" and "Mr. Klaw"), another deleted oldie ("The Biggest One") plus a bewildering phone conversation about the group.

The three no-big-deal newcomers that join the title tune on They'll Need a Crane also appear on the full-length Don't Let's Start, a British rarities compilation issued in 1989. So do the bonus songs from the Don't Let's Start and Hotel Detective EPs (as well as remixes of the lead tracks) and other non-LP matter, like "Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal" and an irritating instrumental rendition of "The Lady Is a Tramp."

Lincoln maintains the Giants' baffling level of invention while raising the musical complexity, electricity, energy level and variety. Playing mix'n'match with their instruments, idioms and influences on eighteen songs, the Giants hit a few clinkers, but also come up with such enduring gems as "Ana Ng," "They'll Need a Crane" and (rearranged from the EP version) "Kiss Me, Son of God." Plucking intricate wordplay and uncommon melodies from their own private ether, the pair magically continues to explore a part of the musical continuum no one else seems able to locate.

Moving to a major label for Flood brought the Giants a vastly expanded audience as well as the predictable (and utterly undeserved) critical backlash. Another deft pogo dance on the tightrope between sense and nonsense, Flood is an avalanche of bizarre ideas juggled with the duo's gyroscopic sense of what makes a pop tune click. With improved production resources (Clive Langer and Alan Winstanley on four tracks; the rest are self-produced), the Giants sound better than ever. "Birdhouse in Your Soul" anthropomorphizes a nightlight; "Particle Man" is a science lesson set to an oompah beat; the Farfisa-rock "Twisting" mentions the dB's and Young Fresh Fellows in lyrics about a spiteful ex-girlfriend. In a sudden and surprisingly serious turn, Flansburgh excoriates a bigoted jerk in "Your Racist Friend," a righteous song that borrows most of its title from the Specials' "Racist Friend." The Birdhouse in Your Soul EP adds "Hot Cha" and "Hearing Aid" (both from Flood) as well as an amusing tune ("Ant") about nighttime paranoia. The EP led by the album's uproarious geopolitical lesson, "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" — written, in what can only be called proto-Giants style, by Jimmy Kennedy and Nat Simon in 1954 — also contains a droll lecture on the presidential timber of "James K. Polk," a soul goof ("Stormy Pinkness") and a wild intercultural hip-hop mix (by Daddy-O of Stetsasonic) that turns "Istanbul" inside out.

The prolific band's leftovers — B-sides drawn from the vast archive of the Giants' Dial-a-Song phone service, plus a handful of non-LP mixes — fill Miscellaneous T, which is nearly an exact replica of Don't Let's Start. This neat if uneven appendix to the longplaying oeuvre contains such charmers as "Hey Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal," "Nightgown of the Sullen Moon," "I'll Sink Manhattan," "The Famous Polka" and "We're the Replacements."

Apollo 18 launches the group into a higher orbit, structuring degree-of-difficulty songs into intricate, ambitious arrangements and going so far as to create a crude interactive exercise, "Fingertips": 21 discontinuous frag-rock haikus, each given its own CD track, thereby allowing for ten gazillion random-sort permutations. Otherwise, amid such typically cerebral inventions as the challenging poetic device of "I Palindrome I," the existential dilemma of "My Evil Twin" and the noir scenario of "Turn Around," the pair takes a goodfoot step in a new direction with "The Guitar," a boppy funk groove that adapts "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," using guest singer Laura Cantrell to bring the familiar melody in an ethereal voice. Despite the edgy nervousness (and tinny sound) that pervades the album, the Giants show no creative flopsweat: they continue to vacuum up familiar pop idioms and recycle them with more and better ideas than they had in the first place. (The IPI EP adds a surprising dancehall reorientation of the album's "She's Actual Size" and two inferior new items.)

The next EP — an exercise in wry frivolity — contains John (Mr. Science) Linnell's deadpan rendition of 1959's instructive "Why Does the Sun Shine? (The Sun Is a Mass of Incandescent Gas)," an intentionally dinky cover of the Allman Brothers' "Jessica," a bottom-of-the-well bass clarinet toodle through the Meat Puppets' "Whirlpool" and the boys' own "Spy" (later included on John Henry). Significantly, the record brings the Giants into a new phase — the early stages of assembling a full-fledged band with drummer Brian Doherty (Freedy Johnston, Silos).

Back to Skull furthers the process, making it official with Doherty and two bassists (the departing Graham Maby and the incoming Tony Maimone). The organic reorganization grants the Giants unprecedented freedom and breadth. "Snail Shell," a preview of John Henry, flows like few tracks in the repertoire, although it sounds more like a dry run than a real song. Still, the lack of inspired songs — plus a joyless disco/lounge remake of "(She Was a) Hotel Detective" — makes this a sorry showing.

The same shortage of inspiration on John Henry can be taken as either a payback for too many generous years of brilliance, creative burnout (witness "The End of the Tour") or the novelty of a new toy leading to creative impatience. Despite some good numbers, Flansburgh and Linnell spend too much of the album impressing themselves with previously impossible group exercises (like the madcap improvs of "Spy") in service of thin jokes ("O, Do Not Forsake Me," "Extra Savoir-Faire," the Alice Cooper title pastiche of "Why Must I Be Sad?") and watery stylistic conceits. "Meet James Ensor," "Subliminal" and "I Should Be Allowed to Think" all score with the band's typical high achievement standards, but too much of John Henry suffers from studio-bound weakness.

Both Flansburgh and Linnell have released EPs of otherwise unavailable material via the former's subscription-only Hello CD club. Linnell's contains four entries in his self-appointed Fifty State Songs project, which later erupted into an entire concept album. Flansburgh's, done under the Mono Puff name, proved to be a warmup for full-length albums, the first of which appeared the following year. Leading a trio aided by such cool pals as guitarist Jay Sherman-Godfrey, Skeleton Key bassist Erik Sanko, actress Elena Löwensohn and vocalist Nancy Lynn Howell, Flansburgh rocks a little more than usual and doesn't try so hard to be a smart-aleck. Yet the coffee achiever can't help being himself, and manages to uphold the Giants' winning spirit in such oddities as "Unsupervised, I Hit My Head," odes to Red Sox pitcher Bill Lee ("What Bothers the Spaceman") and a dead president ("Nixon's the One"), and a seductively sedated rendition of Gary Glitter's "Hello Hello I'm Back Again." An easy line drive into the Green Monster.

[Ira Robbins]

Details surface of U.S. 'atrocity' in Iraq

Marines brace for report on alleged reprisal killings

PAUL KORING

WASHINGTON -- Stark evidence is emerging of deliberate reprisal killings of about two dozen civilians, including women and children, by a handful of U.S. Marines last November in what may prove to be the worst atrocity yet by U.S. forces in Iraq.

On the eve of Memorial Day weekend, when Americans honour their armed forces with parades and marching bands, President George W. Bush's administration was girding for a new spate of horrific revelations. Although no charges have yet been laid, the Pentagon is in damage-control mode and the top Marine general has flown to Iraq to steady his charges.

In closed sessions, senior military officers have been briefing key lawmakers about the two-month-old investigation, which is nearing completion. As many as a dozen Marines could face charges to include murder, dereliction of duty and making false reports for trying to cover up what happened.

It is alleged that a small squad of Marines killed at least three separate groups of people in cold blood -- five men in a taxi and two larger groups, including women and children, in two houses in the city of Haditha. It appears to have been a deliberate set of reprisal killings after a Marine was killed by insurgents, according to reports pieced together from those who have attended the briefings.

"This was not an accident," said Minnesota Republican John Kline, a former Marine colonel who was briefed about the killings along with other members of the House of Representatives armed-services committee. "This was not an immediate response to an attack. This would be an atrocity," he told The New York Times.

In preparation for what will be a massive blow to morale in the intensely proud and close-knit Marine Corps, General Michael Hagee flew to Iraq yesterday.

"The most difficult part of courage is not the raw physical courage that we have seen so often on today's battlefield," the commander said in a statement to all his troops. "It is rather the moral courage to do the 'right thing' in the face of danger or pressure from other Marines."

The implication, that subordinates may have failed to resist an unlawful order to kill innocent civilians, awakened echoes of Abu Ghraib, the Baghdad-area prison where Iraqi prisoners were abused and humiliated by a group of army reservists on the orders of a former guard. It is the most vile stain to date on U.S. forces in Iraq.

"It will be worse than Abu Ghraib; nobody was killed at Abu Ghraib," retired Marine Brigadier-General David Brahms told The Washington Post.

A scandal of such magnitude could send shock waves all the way to the White House.

It was just this week that President George W. Bush described Abu Ghraib as "the biggest mistake that's happened so far, at least from our country's involvement in Iraq." The pictures of abused Iraqis that rapidly circulated throughout the Arab world undermined Mr. Bush's claims that the U.S. invasion and occupation of Iraq held the moral high ground and stood in sharp contrast to the wanton brutality of Saddam Hussein's regime.

"We've been paying for that for a long period of time," Mr. Bush said.

Allegations of an atrocity at Haditha, about 200 kilometres northwest of Baghdad, began circulating in the Arab media after a video of bloodstained walls surfaced. Time magazine published the first U.S. report on the allegations in March.

At first, Marines said that 15 civilians had died in a roadside bombing. Then it was reported that some had died in the crossfire as Marines fought with Iraqi insurgents in violence-torn Anbar province.

But John Murtha, a Pennsylvania Democrat and a 37-year Marine Corps veteran, said the investigation now indicates otherwise.

"There was no fire fight," said Mr. Murtha, one of the most respected congressmen on military affairs and the first to openly call for a withdrawal from Iraq.

He added: "There was no IED [improvised explosive device] that killed these innocent people. Our troops overreacted because of the pressure on them and they killed innocent civilians in cold blood."

Virginia Republican John Warner, chairman of the armed-services committee, confirmed there were "very serious allegations and there have been facts substantiated to date to underpin those allegations."

But he also said he hopes that people "will keep in mind the magnificent performance of nearly one million men and women of the United States armed forces who have rotated in and out . . . of Iraq and Afghanistan."

The marines deployed to Haditha at the time of the alleged atrocity were from the Third Battalion of the First Marine Regiment of the First Marine Division. They have since returned to their home base at Camp Pendleton, Calif. Last month, the battalion commander and two company commanders were relieved of their duties; it is not clear whether it was related to the probe.

Iraq: Horrific details of atrocities in Haditha emerge

Truth About Iraqis

May 27, 2006

It isn't every day we hear of the details of the horrors the US military and the pro-war, pro-Iraqi death gang have inflicted on Iraq. Well, actually, let me correct myself. It isn't every day we hear of these details in the US media.

Which is why I have to tip my hat for Ellen Knickmeyer for her report in the Washington Post. Her article on the Haditha Massacre has made the rounds on very many blogs recently because of some of the details that emerge in her content.

For example, "... recalled hearing his neighbor across the street, Younis Salim Khafif, plead in English for his life and the lives of his family members. "I heard Younis speaking to the Americans, saying: 'I am a friend. I am good,' " Fahmi said. "But they killed him, and his wife and daughters."

Can you imagine that scene? A man pleading for his life, for his family to be spared only to get mowed down. Seriously, I can only think of stuff like that when I remember war movies of Vietnamese getting cut to pieces by the US military or Nazis killing Italians or the Roman Legionnaires butchering Gaulish villagers.

But this isn't a movie, and it really isn't a video game either. These people are human souls. And they have kin who will fight back.

Moving along, Knickmeyer says "...U.S. investigators said in Washington. The girls killed inside Khafif's house were ages 14, 10, 5, 3 and 1, according to death certificates."

My God, who can kill a child, a suckling babe? I can't imagine what grips a man to be able to point a weapon at a one-year-old. A one-year-old! Was the US Marine who pulled the trigger thinking of Battlefield, the game some of the military personnel like to play?

Was he thinking of the two towers and 9-11? What went through his mind? Was he thinking of his own children? Or his neighbor's children back home?

Yes, we heard that US military personnel have now become incensed to the point of total regard for human life. And we heard that from their own officers.

We also heard that British officers sharply rebuked the US military for dealing with Iraqis as untermenschen, subhumans. Precisely the way the Jews were dealt with. Let us not forget the atrocities committed in the Warsaw Ghetto.

But there's more.

In the house with Ali and his 66-year-old wife, Khamisa Tuma Ali, were three of the middle-aged male members of their family, at least one daughter-in-law and four children -- 4-year-old Abdullah, 8-year-old Iman, 5-year-old Abdul Rahman and 2-month-old Asia.

Marines entered shooting, witnesses recalled. Most of the shots -- in Ali's house and two others -- were fired at such close range that they went through the bodies of the family members and plowed into walls or the floor, physicians at Haditha's hospital said.

It's a tragic but we have heard hundreds of stories from Iraqi survivors who have claimed the exact same thing, that US soldiers come shooting into the private homes of Iraqi civilians. But these Iraqis were called liars.

We have heard such accounts from some US soldiers themselves, shamed by their own conduct, but they were called traitors, un-American, and liars as well.

Is it American then to kill and coverup? I don't get it. What is un-American about admitting murder or an evil act? I thought "truth, justice, and the American way" are modern lexicons and America, we all have been raised to believe, stands for justice.

Sure, I will get those who claim I am anti-American. That's sad because I actually am very pro-American. I just believe that those who kill and maim in America's name and with your taxes paying for it, are un-American. Not the other way round, you see.

"Ali took nine rounds in the chest and abdomen, leaving his intestines spilling out of the exit wounds in his back, according to his death certificate."

Pump full of lead, huh? Tsk, tsk ...

"The Marines shot them at close range and hurled grenades into the kitchen and bathroom, survivors and neighbors said later. Khafif's pleas could be heard across the neighborhood. Four of the girls died screaming."

Such horror. Am sorry, but nothing at all justifies this. Nothing.

"Moving to a third house in the row, Marines burst in on four brothers, Marwan, Qahtan, Chasib and Jamal Ahmed. Neighbors said the Marines killed them together."

"The remains of the 24 lie today in a cemetery called Martyrs' Graveyard. Stray dogs scrounge in the deserted homes. "Democracy assassinated the family that was here," graffiti on one of the houses declared."

Yes, the same democracy Blair and Bush asked the world to support in Iraq.

"Although Marines' accounts offered in the early stages of the investigation described a running gun battle, those versions of the story proved to be false, officials briefed by the Marines said." Flights of Hollywood fantasy, eh?

But are they trying to cover up this Hollywood fantasy? Seriously, how many people are actually involved in this?

"Another point of dispute is whether some houses were destroyed by fire or by airstrikes. Some Iraqis reported that the Marines burned houses in the area of the attack, but two people familiar with the case, including Hackett, the lawyer, said warplanes conducted airstrikes, dropping 500-pound bombs on more than one house.

That is significant for any possible court-martial proceedings, because it would indicate that senior commanders, who must approve such strikes and who would also use aircraft to assess their effects, were paying attention to events in Haditha that day."

"They are waiting for the sentence -- although they are convinced that the sentence will be like one for someone who killed a dog in the United States," said Waleed Mohammed, a lawyer preparing a file for Iraqi courts and the United Nations, if the U.S. trial disappoints. "Because Iraqis have become like dogs in the eyes of Americans."

I would disagree. Dogs are far more precious. You see them cuddled on primetime news. You hear of orphaned dogs, you hear of dogs rescued from the pound.

But you don't hear of killed Iraqi civilians.

Was an Iraqi man killed for dancing at his own wedding?

Iraqi inspiration quote FROM Mark from Ireland: "They died at the hands of the depraved dogs set loose upon the city which was their home by the modern Hulegu. Long after he, his barbaric blood-drenched empire, and all his pomps and works are no more than a memory at which men spit, Baghdad - "the city given by God" will be there, serene, triumphant, beautiful.

Iraqi inspiration quote FROM Fayrouz: I'm more interested in reading the opinions of Iraqi bloggers than reading the American bloggers analysis of the siuation. Yes, you can add me to the list of your enemies of all I'm concerned.

Haditha: the "M" word hits the media

Eli Stephens, Left I on the News

May 27, 2006

I was actually shocked to read the headline in the Washington Post: "In Haditha, Memories of a Massacre." 24 Iraqi civilians were killed in cold blood by U.S. Marines in Haditha last November, and for once this slaughter is being called by its right name: "massacre." Just last week, 16 Afghan civilians and a larger number of alleged Taliban fighters were killed by U.S. bombing in Kandahar, and not one corporate media source joined me in calling that a massacre, just as they wouldn't call the aerial murder of 45 people at an Iraqi wedding party a massacre either. Does it have to be a face-to-face confrontation, murder "in cold blood" before it qualifies as a "massacre"? Does that antiseptic, you can't see the whites of their eyes aerial bombing never qualify?


"Massacre" is, of course, a loaded word. In searching for stories with "Kandahar massacre" to see if anyone other than myself had called last week's events in Kandahar a massacre, I came across one of those "news roundup" articles in the Seattle Times. Consider this sequence of two stories:

Dili, East Timor
Soldiers fired on unarmed police in East Timor's capital Thursday, killing nine and wounding 27.
...
Khartoum, Sudan
Sudanese cross-border raiders have massacred more than 100 villagers in Chad, Human Rights Watch alleged Thursday, expressing concern the violence in Darfur was spreading. Survivors told the New York-based group that the massacre was carried out last month by the Janjaweed.
So when the Janjaweed, who are on the list of the "bad guys of the world," kill 100 unarmed people, it qualifies as a "massacre," but when East Timorese soldiers kill nine unarmed police, it doesn't.

Back in Haditha, we'll no doubt be revisiting the "few bad apples" theory to explain the murders. And certainly it's true that neither George Bush nor Donald Rumsfeld, nor even any medium-level commander in Iraq ordered this particular massacre. But that doesn't excuse this sentence in the Washington Post article: "Two U.S. military boards are investigating the incident as potentially the gravest violation of the law of war by U.S. forces in the three-year-old conflict in Iraq." No. The "gravest violation of the law of war" was the invasion of Iraq, the unproked assault on another country, the ultimate violation. Everything else follows from that.

"To initiate a war of aggression, therefore, is not only an international crime; it is the supreme international crime differing only from other war crimes in that it contains within itself the accumulated evil of the whole."

- Robert H. Jackson, chief prosecutor at the Nuremberg trials.

Alleged killing of civilians by Marines threatens support for war, could enflame Iraqis

By Robert H. Reid

ASSOCIATED PRESS

12:08 p.m. May 27, 2006

BAGHDAD, Iraq – The U.S. military is bracing for a major scandal over the alleged slaying of Iraqi civilians by Marines in Haditha – charges so serious they could threaten President Bush's effort to rally support at home for an increasingly unpopular war.

And while the case has attracted little attention so far in Iraq, it still could enflame hostility to the U.S. presence just as Iraq's new government is getting established, and complicate efforts by moderate Sunni Arab leaders to reach out to their community – the bedrock of the insurgency.

U.S. lawmakers have been told the criminal investigation will be finished in about 30 days. But a Pentagon official said investigators believe Marines committed unprovoked murder in the deaths of about two dozen people at Haditha in November.
With a political storm brewing, the top U.S. Marine, Gen. Michael W. Hagee, is headed to Iraq to personally deliver the message that troops should use deadly force “only when justified, proportional and, most importantly, lawful.”

Haditha is not the only case pending: On Wednesday, the military announced an investigation into allegations that Marines killed a civilian April 26 near Fallujah. The statement gave no further details except that “several service members” had been sent back to the United States “pending the results of the criminal investigation.”

Last July, Iraq's ambassador to the United Nations, Samir al-Sumaidaie, accused the Marines of killing his 21-year-old cousin in cold blood during a search of his family's home in Haditha, a city of about 90,000 people along the Euphrates River 140 miles northwest of Baghdad.

The military ordered a criminal investigation but the results have not been announced.

Together, the cases present the most serious challenge to U.S. handling of the Iraq war since the Abu Ghraib prison scandal, which Bush cited Thursday as “the biggest mistake that's happened so far, at least from our country's involvement in Iraq.”

“What happened at Haditha appears to be outright murder,” said Marc Garlasco of Human Rights Watch. “It has the potential to blow up in the U.S. military's face.”

He said that “the Haditha massacre will go down as Iraq's My Lai,” a reference to the Vietnam War incident in which American soldiers slaughtered up to 500 civilians in 1968.

The Haditha case involves both the alleged killing of civilians and a purported cover-up of the events that unfolded Nov. 19.

That day, Lance Cpl. Miguel Terrazas, 20, of El Paso, Texas, was killed by a roadside bomb in Haditha, a Sunni Arab city considered among the most hostile areas of Iraq.

After the blast, insurgents attacked a joint U.S.-Iraqi patrol with small-arms fire, triggering a gunbattle that left eight insurgents and 15 Iraqi civilians dead, the Marines said in a statement issued the following day.

That version stood for four months until a videotape shot by an Iraqi journalism student surfaced, obtained by Time magazine and then by Arab television stations. The tape showed the bodies of women and children, some in their nightclothes.

Although the tape did not prove Marines were responsible, the military began an investigation. Residents came forward with claims that Marines entered two homes and killed 15 people, including a 3-year-old girl and a 76-year-old man – more than four hours after the roadside bombing.

It isn't clear if questions have been raised about the eight slain people that the Marines described as insurgents.

In March, Lt. Gen. Peter Chiarelli, the No. 2 U.S. commander in Iraq, said about a dozen Marines were under investigation for possible war crimes in the incident. Three officers from the unit involved have been relieved of their posts.

Such incidents have reinforced the perception among many Iraqis who believe American troops are trigger-happy – a characterization U.S. officers strongly dispute.

“America in the view of many Iraqis has no credibility. We do not believe what they say is correct,” said Sheik Sattar al-Aasaf, a tribal leader in Anbar province, which includes Haditha. “U.S. troops are a very well-trained and when they shoot, it isn't random but due to an order to kill Iraqis. People say they are the killers.”

Ayda Aasran, a deputy human rights minister, said Iraqis should be allowed to investigate such cases – something the U.S. command has refused to permit.

Sunni political leaders will find it difficult to defend U.S. actions, even those aimed at establishing the truth, if they want to maintain their position as leaders of the Iraqi minority that provides most of the insurgents.

Even if criminal charges are brought in the Haditha incident, Sunni insurgents are likely to claim the case is simply a charade and argue that the Marines will escape serious punishment.

Haditha, site of a major hydroelectric dam, has long been considered a tough case. It is among a string of Euphrates Valley towns used by insurgents and foreign fighters to infiltrate from Syria to reach Baghdad and the Sunni heartland.

Many Marines have complained to journalists that they conduct repeated sweeps through villages to drive out the insurgents, who then reappear when the Americans leave. That has bred a sense of frustration among troops fighting a difficult war with no end in sight.

Reporters who embedded in Haditha several months before the alleged massacre said Marines considered the town as enemy territory, with frequent roadside bombings. During patrols inside the city, Marines treated inhabitants like terrorists, raiding their homes.

An Associated Press journalist who traveled in Haditha last June with a Marine unit not involved in the November killings saw a Marine urinate on the kitchen floor of a home and on another occasion saw insults chalked in English on the gate of an Arab home. The reporter asked a Marine commander about the incident and was told it would be investigated.

Last August, the British newspaper The Guardian reported that Haditha was under the control of religious extremists who enforced their own strict interpretation of Islamic law – including decapitations of people suspected of collaborating with the Americans.

“This is a war in which the distinction between killing the enemy and massacring civilians is not always completely obvious,” said John Pike of GlobalSecurity.org. “Counterinsurgency operations are particularly prone to the killing of people who, in retrospect, are judged to have been innocent civilians, but who in the heat of battle seemed to be the enemy.”

Some analysts, however, say the killings of civilians also reflect frustration among young troops fighting a difficult war with no end in sight. They say these young fighters have been thrust into an alien culture for repeated tours in a war whose strategy many of them do not understand.

“What we're seeing more of now, and these incidents will increase monthly, is the end result of fuzzy, imprecise national direction combined with situational ethics at the highest levels of this government,” said retired Air Force Col. Mike Turner, a former planner at the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Robert H. Reid is correspondent at large for The Associated Press and has reported frequently from Iraq since 2003.

Associated Press writer Jacob Silberberg contributed to this report.

Inquiry in Haditha slayings continues

By Rick Rogers

UNION-TRIBUNE STAFF WRITER

May 27, 2006

A probe into what is being described as the execution of Iraqi civilians by local Marines in November continues at Camp Pendleton, where it was announced yesterday that other Marines are being held in a separate investigation of the death of an Iraqi man in April.

The larger incident took place in the town of Haditha after a roadside bomb killed a member of the 3rd Battalion, 1st Marine Regiment on Nov. 19.

Initial reports said the civilians who were killed had died in the blast and a subsequent firefight, but details later emerged to bring that version into question.
The April 26 death happened in Hamandiyah, a village west of Baghdad. It involved members of the 3rd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment.

A statement released yesterday at Camp Pendleton said: “A decision was made to place several (3/5) Marines in pre-trial confinement and several in pre-trial base restriction at Camp Pendleton pending the potential results of the investigation. The Marine Corps prides itself on its history and its demanding moral code, and we will continue to ensure that all of our values are upheld.”

It is unclear whether any Marines connected to the Haditha investigation are being held at Camp Pendleton.

Dave Brahms, a Carlsbad attorney retained by a Marine involved in the Haditha investigation, fears that his client's rights – and those of other Marines – are being undermined by leaks to the media.

“The Pentagon and administration are turning this into a trial in the media,” said Brahms, who would not say who he represents. “These guys (Marines) have been put on a spit and turned slowly. What isn't being a reported is that an Army colonel did an investigation and came away with a sense that all was well.”

Both Camp Pendleton-based battalions are part of the 1st Marine Division and the 1st Marine Expeditionary Force, commanded by Lt. Gen. John Sattler.

A Marine Corps spokesman, Lt. Col. Sean Gibson, said Sattler ultimately will decide whether any Marines are tried at a court-martial or disciplined administratively.

Probe likely to show Haditha civilians were murdered

The military described the Haditha encounter as an ambush during a joint US-Iraqi patrol followed by a firefight, but residents of the neighbourhood maintained that only US forces were shooting after the explosion.

US investigators believe that their criminal investigation into the deaths of about two dozen civilians in the Iraqi city of Haditha in November last year points toward a conclusion that marines committed unprovoked murders, a senior defence official said on Friday.

The allegations against the marines first surfaced when the Iraqi Hammurabi human rights group made available video allegedly showing the aftermath of the Haditha incident, in which 15 people, including women and children, were killed. AP Television News has no way of independently verifying the Hammurabi images.

The military initially described the Haditha encounter as an ambush during a joint US-Iraqi patrol that involved a roadside bombing in which a marine died, followed by a firefight, but residents of the neighbourhood maintained that only US forces were shooting after the explosion.

On Friday, the senior defence official said evidence developed by investigators strongly indicated the killings in the insurgent-plagued city in the western province of Anbar were unjustified.

The official did not disclose specific evidence and discussed the matter only on condition of anonymity because he was not authorised to talk publicly about the investigation, which is still ongoing.

Ongoing probe

Three officers from the unit involved - 3rd Battalion, 1st Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, based at Camp Pendleton, California - have been relieved of duty, although officials have not explicitly linked them to the criminal investigation.

A spokesman at Marine Corps headquarters in the Pentagon on Friday declined to comment on the status of the Haditha investigation and said no information would be provided until the probe was completed.

And a Pentagon spokesman said Defence Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was being kept apprised, but added that he did not expect any announcements in the next few days.

The Hammurabi rights group frequently cooperates with the US-based Human Rights Watch.

On Friday, a counterterror researcher with Human Rights Watch said his group's review of available information on the Haditha attack lead him to conclude there was no room for doubt that the Haditha deaths were a case of murder. "This was a massacre of civilians. The civilians of Haditha were unarmed and they were intentionally killed by the marines. The only question is who's responsible and who tried to stop it and who took part," John Sifton told AP Television News.

The Haditha incident, if confirmed, could be the most serious case of criminal misconduct by US troops during three years of combat in Iraq. In an indication of how seriously the marines consider the latest developments, their top officer, General Michael W. Hagee, flew to Iraq on Thursday to reinforce the need to adhere to marine values and standards of behaviour and to avoid the use of excess force.

Reports of the alleged military scandal come at a difficult time for President George W. Bush, whose approval ratings hover in the low 30s. Both the House and Senate armed services committees plan to hold hearings on the matter.

My Lai… Haditha… and America’s whitewashers

By Ben Tanosborn

It was thirty-eight years ago that a platoon from Charlie Company (11th Brigade, Americal Division) commanded by a young Army lieutenant murdered hundreds of old men, women, and children in a small Vietnam village, presumably with the tacit approval of military higher-ups. A memorial later erected there by the Vietnamese lists 504 names as victims of the massacre, ranging in ages from 1 to 82.

My Lai had its victims, a gruesome display at par with the worst incidents that have come to light in the last century. It also had its gang of perpetrators; soldiers under the command of Lt. William Calley. And it even had four heroes; three from a helicopter crew (Thompson, Colburn and Andreotta) who saved the lives of a few villagers; and a man in Calley’s platoon whose conscience would not permit him to take part in the massacre (Bernhardt). But beyond heroes and villains, for the next few years My Lai would also have a never-ending series of whitewashers, who in good conscience must also be considered villains… by choice or by default.

The whitewashers came in all ranks of importance, from the anticipated ever-present military brass, that initiated and maintained the cover-up, to a host of politicians and people in leadership, all the way to the Commander-in-Chief, President Nixon in this case. The incredible bottom line to this holocaust was, however, that the only person found guilty for this carnage was Lt. Calley, who ended up serving 3 ½ years of “house arrest” in his quarters at Fort Benning, Georgia. The entire sordid affair became not just a national disgrace for which the country could do penance, but a monumental whitewash that to date Americans prefer not to talk about.

In a way, the enablers to the entire whitewash were the American public. Not only were the villains and whitewashers de facto exonerated, but the four heroes in the plot became traitors… to their military comrades, and also to much of the population.

My Lai, photos and all, was just too big a war crime to allow an effective cover-up, or it might have remained a secret to this date. Accounts provided by soldiers who lived through similar criminal accounts, if in a much smaller scale, were kept hush-hush we are led to believe “not to affect the morale of the troops.” It was all done, as it always seems to be in these cases, for the “greater good.” Yes, the end justifies the means!

Now the hamlets of Pinkville have given way to the streets of Haditha, and the probable murder of two dozen Iraqis, including women and children, by a large, yes large, group of marines. If it turns out to be as horrific as noted in some of the leaked details, and there wasn’t a single marine with enough humanity in the group to put a stop to this, God have pity on us as a nation… and as human beings.

It has been six months since the incident occurred, far too long to conduct an adequate investigation had the military chosen to do so. But the delay probably had as much or more to do with the timing in the formation of the Iraqi government than with the preparation of Americans at home for this “new truth.”

Vietnam is far away in time and memory. But now Americans have to cope with new unpleasant realities: a government that lied to them, so as to enlist their support for an illegitimate war; then Abu Ghraib, and the realization that the military is far from squeaky-clean when it comes to torture, human rights and compliance with international law. Now, it is the pride of the military, the marines, who are being put to the test. And this may turn out to be a test like no other in the history of the Corps.

Revenge for the killing of a fellow marine is no reason to kill innocent, defenseless Iraqi women and children; nor is frustration, even when insurgents are at times fed and sheltered by civilians in the area, or when complicity is suspected. Criminal reprisal as an answer to physical and/or mental strain is just unacceptable behavior in human beings, much less in soldiers. When soldiers get to a point where they are apt to crack, they should be kept in their barracks or sent home. Just what role does the military leadership play in all this? Commanders, doctors and chaplains… aren’t they all gravely derelict?

How many more Hadithas are there… will we ever know what happened in Fallujah, and so many other places where the US military has no reason or right to be?

One must wonder. One, two… three decades from now some of these people who are committing crimes in Iraq, or those whitewashing their behavior, are likely to be in positions of political power in these United States. One could even become senator, president, or secretary of state. The whitewash, it appears, never ends.

© 2006 Ben Tanosborn
www.tanosborn.com

Pentagon Focuses on Two NCOs in Haditha Inquiry

by Tom Bowman

All Things Considered, May 24, 2006

The Pentagon has narrowed its investigation into allegations that U.S. Marines killed 24 civilians, including 11 women and children, in the Iraqi city of Haditha last November. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and other senior military leaders received an update on the probe this week.

A government official familiar with the criminal investigation tells NPR it is centering on a Marine sergeant and a corporal. And there is a possibility that three other Marines, all lance corporals, could be implicated in the killings.

The Marines were members of a 12-man squad from Kilo Company, 3rd Battalion, 1st Marine Regiment, based at Camp Pendleton in California.

Gary Solis, a retired Marine officer and law professor, says Iraq poses a difficult problem for U.S. forces. Insurgents operate among civilians, who sometimes can be used as shields. But American troops are trained not to overreact and to be precise when they shoot.

"You have to distinguish between the shooter and the non-shooter, the combatant and the non-combatant," says Solis. And you may not lawfully target a non-combatant; for example, a woman or a child without a weapon.

On Nov. 19, the Marine squad rolled into Haditha, a town northwest of Baghdad, in a four-Humvee convoy. The convoy struck a roadside bomb, which killed one Marine and injured two others.

During the chaos, a taxi suddenly pulled up, carrying five Iraqi men. The government official says investigators will report that the Marine sergeant quickly ordered the unarmed Iraqis from the taxi and shot and killed them.

Solis says non-commissioned officers, like sergeants, and officers have a special role in combat operations.

The sergeant then led some of the Marines on a search of four houses. There were initial reports that shots were being fired. Additional civilians in the houses were killed by Marine gunfire.

The government official says it's uncertain whether any firefight with insurgents took place. Only in the fourth and final house was there evidence of a firefight with Marines. One Iraqi male fired his AK-47 assault rifle. He was cut down by the Marines.

The day of the incident, the Marines put out a statement saying 15 Iraqi civilians were killed, all by the roadside bomb. And they reported another eight insurgents were killed in a battle with Marines. Now, investigators realize that report was untrue.

Investigators have also learned that two separate groups of Marines showed up at the four houses shortly after the attack. One was a team collecting intelligence information. The other was a foot patrol.

The government official says the Marine intelligence team took digital photos of the scene and then deleted them; he says that's because the team found no intelligence information of value. Marines from the foot patrol also took pictures. They are now in the hands of investigators. The government official describes them as "gruesome."

But why didn't these two separate groups of Marines, aware of a large civilian death toll, realize something was wrong? Should they have reported it? Those are questions investigators are still trying to answer.

Rumsfeld and the joint chiefs of staff were briefed on the investigations earlier this week. And Pentagon sources say Rumsfeld had a question for the senior military officers: Are commanders are doing all they can to make sure American troops behave professionally?

Before heading to Iraq, the Marines are instructed on when they can shoot. And they also spend weeks training in mock Iraqi villages.

Gary Anderson, a retired Marine colonel who advises the Pentagon on the Iraqi insurgency, says Marines and soldiers work with Iraqi-American role players to get a sense of what it will be like in Iraq. And they stage practice runs on houses where there are both armed combatants and unarmed civilians.

The Pentagon is now bracing for the completion of the investigation. Any wrongdoing by Marines or the release of gruesome pictures could intensify an already explosive situation in Iraq.

Anderson says the key question is how this is resolved in the minds of the Iraqis themselves.

"If they think it was fairly resolved and fairly investigated that's important," he says.

The investigation into how the Haditha attack was reported up the chain could be finished as early as this week. The criminal investigation is expected to wrap up next month.

http://www.npr.org/

GSOTD: Vyrna Knowl Is A Headbanger

"Vyrna Knowl Is A Headbanger" by THE SOFY BOYS

She bangs a bowl
She bangs a bat
She bangs a ball and builds her cat
She bangs her head
Against the wall
She bangs her head and slides her fat
She catches Handel in her flat

Her man is right
In greasy silk
A split tomato in his mind
A crumpled heart
Sags to the sea
Tomato heart escaping gas
She has her man in rubber skin

Of all the people that I know
The ones I like I love the best
The fishes in the sewer pipes
The highway man is yellow stripes
At least I'm not a coathanger
Vyrna Knowl you're a headbanger
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang

She tangs her fag
She taints her cyst
She fludles gun around her rug
She twists her fang
She tugs her foot
She muffles hamsters in a squat
Her hair's on his marshmallow pout

His head is rich
Enough to burst
Fresh ale and flies on melon halves were like enstrung
Around her calves
You wind up living somewhere cheap
And die upon a compost heap

Well all the people I don't know
The ones I do I hate the most
The twisted father of mankind
'S enough to drive a poor boy blind
At least I'm not a coathanger
Vyrna Knowl you're a headbanger
Bang

She bangs it once and that's no lies
She bangs it twice and both her eyes
Come dangle out on yo-yo strings
Her head bore branches on a sheath
And Vyrna bubbles on the heath
"My heart is full of soap," she sighs

A tounge of stalk
And tender leaves
And then she'll eat
Her skull it ____ and splits
And like an egg
It dribbles down your inside leg
Don't get me wrong I'm quite okay

She tounges a cat
She tounges a cake
She throws transistors in a lake
She throws her head
Far through the door
I wonder what she does that for
I wonder what she think I gots

Yeah, listen Vyrna
(Shutdown)
There ain't nothing in here but your own sweet mind
(Shutdown)
If it bothers you we can turn it off
(Shutdown)
With your silly red shoes and your grecian urn
(Shutdown)
And your feet potted out of a veiled cocoon
(Shutdown)
Like an overweight butteyfly on a thin red scone
A rotting statue on a feathery dawn
Invented you one summer's morn
At least I'm not a coathanger
Vyrna Kowl you're a headbanger

JOTD: Spitfire

What''s black and white, black and brown, and black and black?

A nun roasting on a spit!

Friday, May 26

Original R.E.M. Lineup to Reunite?

BERRY, BUCK, MILLS, STIPE TO PLAY GA MUSIC HALL OF FAME AWARDS CEREMONY

R.E.M. will be inducted into the Georgia Music Hall of Fame on September 16th in Atlanta at the World Congress Center. Bill, Peter, Mike, and Michael will play a short set to celebrate their induction into the state Hall of Fame whose list of past inductees includes such notables as Ray Charles, James Brown, Otis Redding, Gram Parsons and the B-52-s. This promises to be a very special evening as, in addition to R.E.M., Gregg Allman of The Allmann Brothers Band, Jermaine Dupri, and Dallas Austin will be inducted as well.

The Raconteurs' - like life, movies - disappoint

Low expectations are essential to successfully navigating these choppy rapids we call life.

That’s my philosophy, anyway. I realize it’s not exactly a profound belief, but I find it’s practical and generally serves me well. Yet, if I were a character in a popular movie then the climax of the film would inevitably be my realization that I am wrong. This is because America seems to thrive on false optimism.

Case in point, the debut album by The Raconteurs. I was suckered this time. I let my guard down. A few months ago, somehow the rumor was started that “Broken Boy Soldiers” would be this generation’s answer to “Nevermind.” I bought into the hype because I wanted it to be true.

The Raconteurs are Jack White of The White Stripes, gifted singer/songwriter Brendan Benson and some guys from the retro guitar-pop outfit The Greenhornes. On paper, it seemed like the project had the potential to be as good as the hype. I envisioned White’s guitar-on-steroids riffage to be the chassis on which Benson would build his power pop mini-suites. Unfortunately, instead of getting the best of both worlds, “Broken Boy Soldiers” is a dilution of both White and Benson’s gifts instead of the perfect synthesis I was hoping for.

This is not to say The Raconteurs’ first album is terrible. At only 10 songs and 34 minutes, it’s a spare, solid album ... which sounds like damning praise, but had my expectations not been so high, I probably would have been pleasantly surprised by this ’70s rock throwback (check out the classic rock backward vocals on the stale, arena ballad “Blue Veins.”).

The album is at its best when it gives in to its weirder tendencies. The aggressive keyboard bleating that accompanies the opening riff and drum attack of “Store Bought Bones” is great, as is the insane guitar solo about halfway through, and the Eastern-influence (by way of the obvious ’70s rock influence) of the title track makes for one of the best songs on the album. Furthermore, “Intimate Secretary” and first single “Steady as She Goes” are solid, but the album lags when it dips more into Benson’s pop territory, partly because none of those songs sound as interesting as Benson’s solo work.

I almost get the feeling that there is a tension between White, the only superstar in the group, and Benson, who deserves more of a following than he has and knows it. Sometimes the dueling vocals between the two is a bit jarring. Jack White has a creepy, tamed-banshee wail even at his most subdued, while Benson has more of a sensitive, California sun-kissed croon. The result is like a James Taylor and Robert Plant duet, which sounds more interesting that it actually is.

The lesson is, as the above parable attests, low expectations are key to sucking out any enjoyment from life.

But if “Superman Returns” isn’t the greatest movie I’ve ever seen, I’m killing myself.

Jeremiah Tucker is a freelance writer whose blog , Everyday Dude, appears on www.joplinglobe.com

Rollins Band with X concert dates

The classic Rollins Band line up has reformed and is hitting the road this summer with rock legends X. The "As the World Burns" Tour kicks off July 28th in San Francisco. The first round of dates is below, and tickets begin to go on sale on June 2nd. Fans can take part in a special pre-sale for all dates listed below that will begin on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 @ 10am local venue time. These pre-sale tickets will be available at www.rollinsband.tickets.musictoday.com. Details for the shows are below. Riverboat Gamblers will be main support for all shows.

If prompted for a password enter BURNS

All pre-sales will begin
7/28/2006
Warfield Theatre
San Francisco, CA

8/02/2006
House of Blues
Las Vegas, NV

8/04/2006
The Depot
Salt Lake City, UT

8/05/2006
Ogden Theatre
Denver, CO

8/06/2006
Sokol Auditorium
Omaha, NE

8/07/2006
POPS
Sauget, IL

8/09/2006
The Quest
Minneapolis, MN

Love Pickle's May 2006 Compilation

I received LOVE PICKLE's May compilation. From what I've heard thus far, it's a solid sophomore effort.

Adam, Andrew, Jody & Tom, please stop by to pick up your copy.

The others should be receiving them soon by mail.

If you get motivated, please email review to guntarski.iconz@blogger.com. The reviews will be posted on the Iconz blog.

JOTD: A Father's Last Request

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

Thursday, May 25

GSOTD: Underwater Moonlight

"Underwater Moonlight" by THE SOFT BOYS

He was white and she was white as only statues are
Fifty years they stood there looking stupid by a jar
One night in mid-august when the moonlight got too strong
They climbed off their pedastal and then they sang this song

Past the gun implacement and the bones as white as bleach
Through the rats and ivy till they came out on a beach
Out into the ocean till they disappeared from view
Honey, when it gets you there's just nothing you can do

Underwater moonlight sets the body free
Underwater moonlight baby you and me
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight

He was pink and she was pink and onward they did row
Didn't see the giant squid though, it was fairly slow
When they hit the bottom they were well and truly dead
The statues took their place and then they rowed back home instead

Underwater moonlight, take your baby down
Underwater moonlight, watch you baby drown with love
And in the moonlight - Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight

Once again
I can take you down - Moonlight
Below the sea - Moonlight
Why don't you feed the fish? - Moonlight
I'll make you feed the fish - Moonlight
I'll watch you feed the fish - Moonlight
I'll watch you feed the fish - Moonlight

Underwater moonlight sets the body free
Underwater moonlight baby, you and me
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight

Pampanin's Les Pouz Pouz Cinematique

The Stupids
That stupid Kelly Clarkson/Justin Guarini Movie
Battlefield Earth
Kangaroo Jack
Billy Madison
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Surviving Christmas
Jersey Girl - just painful to watch
Anacanda
Dr. Suess' The Cat in the Hat

Housekeeper's Les Pouz Pouz Cinematique

1 - Mortal Kombat
2 - Waterworld
3 - Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom
4 - Krull
5 - Guarding Tess
6 - Starship Troopers
7 - Breakin' 2, Electric Boogaloo
8 - Howard the Duck
9 - Point Break
0 - Legend

Guntarski's Les Pouz Pouz Cinematique

1 - My Bodyguard
2 - Blair Witch Project
3 - Mars Attacks
4 - Showgirls
5 - Just One of the Guys
6 - Footloose
7 - The Karate Kid (Ralph Machio kicking ass???)
8 - Tuff Turf
9 - Once Bitten
10 - Weird Science

Housekeeper's Animated Classics

1 - Monsters, Inc.
2 - The Incredibles
3 - Toy Story 1 and 2
4 - Transformers, the Movie
5 - Shrek 1 and 2
6 - Robots
7 - Alladin
8 - Finding Nemo
9 - Robin Hood (Disney's)
10 - Sword in the Stone

El Mozote's Les Pouz Pouz Cinematique

Movies you really like even though deep down you know... they $uck.

1 - Caveman
2 - Modern Problems
3 - Bubble Boy
4 - License to Drive
5 - My Science Project
6 - Car Wash
7 - Thank God It's Friday
8 - Xanadu
9 - Saturday Night Fever
0 - Corvette Summer