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Tuesday, October 31

GSOTD: Jailhouse Rock



By ELVIS PRESLEY

The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let's rock Everybady, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang.
Let's rock Everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."
Let's rock Everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Run, run, run, run

The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."
Let's rock Everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."
Let's rock Everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Monday, October 30

Rockin’ the Symphony with Ben Folds

The Houston Symphony has had many great special guests over the years – everything from other classical gurus, traditional vocalist, and pop stars. With Ben Folds’ arrival this Wednesday, you’ll get a chance to hear the witty alternative singer / songwriter / pianist bring a different light to his songs.

The average radio listener probably knows Ben Folds from his 1998 hit “Brick” with Ben Folds Five. What the may not know is that Ben Folds is still going strong as a solo act, especially after last year’s fantastic Songs For Silverman (which happened to be his highest charting CD ever). Recorded with only a piano, bass and drums, he makes tracks like “Trusted” and the Elton John-ish “Landed” seem much larger.

Folds is known to get the audience involved at his concerts, and just because he’s playing with a full orchestra, we don’t expect anything different here. You may here some different tunes that fit better in this setting, but he still expects to rock out some, too (hopefully his excellent cover of The Cure’s “In Between Days” – not sure if his cover of Dr. Dre’s “Bitches Ain’t Shit” will make the cut or not).

Check out the Chronicle’s interview with Folds as he discusses the upcoming performance.

Ben Folds with the Houston Symphony
Wednesday, Nov. 1, 8 p.m.
Jones Hall
615 Louisiana St.
Tickets: $35 and up

Of sketches, Hugh Laurie and 'SNL'

There was an unexpected, inspired moment during this weekend’s edition of "Saturday Night Live."

The musical guest was Beck, whose band, during the second musical number, sat at a table set with plates, glasses and silverware. Pounding on the table and using dinnerware as percussion, the band did an entrancing version of the song “Clap Hands” while Beck played a small brown guitar. Puppets at the side of the stage played along on a tiny table of their own.

As for the rest of the show, well, I’ll be kind to host Hugh Laurie. Laurie’s no stranger to comedy - in fact, the “House” star’s career in England was largely built on his work in the classic “Blackadder” series and other British comedies. Always the trouper, Laurie brought a deftness and game energy to the skits in which he performed.

In his witty monologue, Laurie promised plenty of English “humour”: “When I say humour, I mean overly elaborate puns that may take you days to understand, with very little payoff.” There would be many skits about bad teeth, plus copious rain and the saying of “by Jove” and “jolly good.”

That didn’t turn out to be quite true. Not only were there no “by Jove” moments, there wasn’t even a sketch parodying “House,” which, despite the fact that it’s one of the best programs on TV, presents plenty of juicy opportunities for satire.

Even a moderate fan of “House” could have come up with a scenario in which cranky House made withering comments while Dr. Cameron made googly eyes at him and Dr. Cuddy marched in wearing a low-cut blouse and telling House “No!” every time he opened his mouth.

Maybe Laurie didn’t want to do a “House” sketch, but it was a glaring missed opportunity. And it’s not as though anything else on the program was any better than even a moderately inspired “House” parody would have been.

The only real high points of the broadcast were Laurie’s monologue, a funny folk-song parody performed by the host, Beck’s music and an opening skit starring Sacha Baron Cohen as Kazakhstan’s roving reporter, Borat, who promoted his upcoming film with some rude and fairly funny jokes. (Executive producer Lorne Michaels explained in the show’s first minutes that NBC budget cuts had forced him to sell portions of “SNL” to foreign governments.)

Do you notice a pattern there? None of the even mildly memorable moments of the broadcast came from the show’s regular cast, which recently survived a round of budget cuts that reduced the roster of players to 11.

Perhaps more budget cuts are in order. Quick: Name a sketch Jason Sudeikis has been in. Yeah, I can’t either.

The mostly tepid remaining “Saturday Night Live” cast does have some standout performers: Amy Poehler is wonderful even in sub-par sketches, and her recent Nancy Grace imitation captured that anchor’s condescending monstrousness perfectly. Fred Armisen is also a freakishly good mimic, as an “Ugly Betty” parody a couple of weeks ago proved. The underused Kenan Thompson and Maya Rudolph always put a twist on the delivery of their lines that makes the material better than it is on the page.

Though Darrell Hammond is rock-solid -- to the extent that next week’s episode is a “best-of” compilation of Hammond’s work -- his Bill Clinton and Chris Matthews imitations, while spot-on, feel shopworn thanks to overuse.

The fact is, the “Get a Mac” commercial that aired in the first half of the broadcast, in which the feuding Mac and PC characters got couples’ counseling, was funnier than any of the skits that aired Saturday. As for the show itself, the very first sketch of the night involved the repeated broadcast of a fart -- and I mean repeated many, many times. It was a depressing indication of where the writers’ ambitions lay.

At least Tina Fey had the good sense to leave the show after last season (and boy, does “Weekend Update” miss her. It’s astonishing that the week before the mid-term elections, the show’s political humor, in “Update” and the rest of the show, was so toothless and predictable).

“30 Rock,” Fey’s new sitcom, and “Studio 60,” both of which concern sketch-comedy shows and both of which are struggling creatively and in the ratings, have amply demonstrated that the creation of skits is just not that interesting, at least as depicted on TV.

“30 Rock,” which moves to a new NBC Thursday comedy block Nov. 16, is making tentative steps toward quality character-driven comedy, through the increasingly savvy use of network executive Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) and naive page Kenneth (Jack McBrayer).

We saw no such memorable characters on Saturday night. Competent imitations of famous people, jokes about flatulence, tired stereotypes (via a pair of tracksuit-clad, gay New Jersey wiseguys during a “Weekend Update” segment) and Hugh Laurie in a dress (an aside; the man has killer gams) do not great comedy make. And Will Forte’s unfunny contribution to “Update,” in the guise of a frightened politician, stopped the broadcast cold.

The ambition of those behind the current version of “Saturday Night Live” appears to be: Let’s fill out the 90 minutes somehow and get to the afterparty. It’s too bad some talented performers are trapped in this bland, predictable muddle.

Pete Townshend walks out on Howard Stern

The Who's Pete Townshend stormed out of a London studio on Wednesday (October 25th), while waiting to be interviewed by phone on Howard Stern's Sirius satellite radio show.

The Associated Press reported that while Townshend, his girlfriend Rachel Fuller, and his bandmate Roger Daltrey waited for his guest spot, the three listened to the Stern crew's banter. When talk turned to his 2003 child pornography arrest, his 1989 comments alluding to gay affairs, and Fuller's recent musical collaborations with him, Townshend became increasingly incensed. Reportedly, when Stern referred to Fuller's participation by remarking, "Uh-oh Yoko (Ono)," Townshend decided to bolt from the interview.

Daltrey, however, stuck it out and defended Townshend, explaining to Stern that, "Can you imagine you're accused of this stuff and then you're found not guilty? If you had to defend yourself through this stuff? The wounds are so deep on the man, and it's just tragic because he's got so much to offer."

Stern offered his apologies to Townshend saying, "Tell Pete I am very sorry. We would have had a great interview with him. I really wish he'd reconsider this. We adore him." Later that night, Townshend posted a diary entry on his petetownshend.co.uk site under the subject "Howard," which merely said, "Let's have lunch."

Townshend had backed out of an appearance on Stern's radio show once before, back in 1993.

Townshend had hoped to promote the Who's upcoming album Endless Wire on the Stern show, rather than discuss the tabloid-esque problems of past years.

The new album, which will be released on Tuesday (October 31st), features the acoustic song "The Man In The Purple Dress," which has been a standout tune during the band's recent shows. Townshend told us that the song is one of defiance against the hypocrisy of authority figures: "'The Man In The Purple Dress,' it's a song of rage and protest at being judged by people in authority. I play the guitar and Roger sings."

Endless Wire, the Who's first new studio album in 24 years, features a song titled "You Stand By Me," which Townshend wrote about Daltrey and Fuller's unwavering support of him during the child porn scandal, in which he was cleared of all charges.

The Who kick off their next set of U.S. dates on November 4th, at Los Angeles' Hollywood Bowl.

SYV: Clap Hands

Beck did this on SNL this past weekend. Very cool song - This clip does not have the puppets that were used on SNL.



By BECK

ATM: V for Vendetta

We rented this DVD this past weekend. Pretty good movie.

Release Date: 2006

Ebert Rating: ***

BY ROGER EBERT / Mar 16, 2006

It is the year 2020. A virus runs wild in the world, most Americans are dead, and Britain is ruled by a fascist dictator who promises security but not freedom. One man stands against him, the man named V, who moves through London like a wraith despite the desperate efforts of the police. He wears a mask showing the face of Guy Fawkes, who in 1605 tried to blow up the houses of Parliament. On Nov. 5, the eve of Guy Fawkes Day, British schoolchildren for centuries have started bonfires to burn Fawkes in effigy. On this eve in 2020, V saves a young TV reporter named Evey from rape at the hands of the police, forces her to join him, and makes a busy night of it by blowing up the Old Bailey courtrooms.

"V for Vendetta" will follow his exploits for the next 12 months, until the night when he has vowed to strike a crushing blow against the dictatorship. We see a police state that hold citizens in an iron grip and yet is humiliated by a single man who seems impervious. The state tries to suppress knowledge of his deeds -- to spin a plausible explanation for the destruction of the Old Bailey, for example. But V commandeers the national television network to claim authorship of his deed.

This story was first told as a graphic novel written by Alan Moore and published in 1982 and 1983. Its hero plays altogether differently now, and yet, given the nature of the regime. is he a terrorist or a freedom fighter? Britain is ruled by a man named Sutler, who gives orders to his underlings from a wall-sized TV screen and seems the personification of Big Brother. And is: Sutler is played by John Hurt, who in fact played Winston Smith in “Nineteen Eighty-Four” (1984). (V seems more like Jack the Ripper, given his ability to move boldly in and out of areas the police think they control. The similarity may have come easily to Moore, whose graphic novel “From Hell” was about the Ripper, and inspired a good 2001 movie by the Hughes brothers.

"V for Vendetta" has been written and co-produced by the Wachowski brothers, Andy and Larry, whose "Matrix" movies also were about rebels holding out against a planetary system of control. This movie is more literary and less dominated by special effects (although there are plenty), and is filled with ideas that are all the more intriguing because we can't pin down the message. Is this movie a parable about 2006, a cautionary tale or a pure fantasy? It can be read many ways, as I will no doubt learn in endless e-mails.

The character of V and his relationship with Evey (Natalie Portman) inescapably reminds us of the Phantom of the Opera. V and the Phantom are both masked, move through subterranean spaces, control others through the leverage of their imaginations and have a score to settle. One difference, and it is an important one, is that V's facial disguise does not move (unlike, say, the faces of a Batman villain) but is a mask that always has the same smiling expression. Behind it is the actor Hugo Weaving, using his voice and body language to create a character, but I was reminded of my problem with Thomas the Tank Engine: If something talks, its lips should move.

Still, Portman’s Evey has expressions enough for most purposes, as she morphs from a dutiful citizen to V’s sympathizer, and the film is populated with a gallery of gifted character actors. In addition to Hurt as the sinister dictator, we see Stephen Rea and Rupert Graves as the police assigned to lead the search for V. Tim Pigott-Smith is an instrument of the dictator. These people exist in scenes designed to portray them as secure, until V sweeps in like a whirlwind, using martial arts, ingenious weapons and the element of surprise. Why the mask does not limit his peripheral vision is a question I will leave for the experts.

There are ideas in this film. The most pointed is V’s belief: “People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.” I am not sure V has it right; surely in the ideal state governments and their people should exist happily together. Fear in either direction must lead to violence. But V has a totalitarian state to overthrow, and only a year to do it in, and we watch as he improvises a revolution. He gets little support, although Stephen Fry plays a dissident TV host who criticizes the government at his peril.

With most action thrillers based on graphic novels, we simply watch the sound and light show. "V for Vendetta," directed by James McTeigue, almost always has something going on that is actually interesting, inviting us to decode the character and plot and apply the message where we will. There are times when you think the soundtrack should be supplying "Anarchy in the UK" by the Sex Pistols. The movie ends with a violent act that left me, as a lover of London, intensely unhappy; surely V's enemy is human, not architectural.

The film has been disowned by Alan Moore, who also removed his name from the movie versions of his graphic novels From Hell and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but then any sane person would have been unhappy with the Gentlemen. His complaint was not so much with the films as with the deal involving the use of his work. I have not read the original work, do not know what has been changed or gone missing, but found an audacious confusion of ideas in "V for Vendetta" and enjoyed their manic disorganization. To attempt a parable about terrorism and totalitarianism that would be relevant and readable might be impossible, could be dangerous and would probably not be box office.

Cast & Credits

Evey Hammond: Natalie Portman
V: Hugo Weaving
Finch: Stephen Rea
Deitrich: Stephen Fry
Sutler: John Hurt

Warner Bros. presents a film directed by James McTeigue. Written by the Wachowski, brothers, based on the graphic novel. Running time: 130 minutes. Rated R (for strong violence and some language). Opening Friday at local theaters, with some offering screenings tonight.

SYV: In The Ghetto



By ELVIS PRESLEY & ERIC CARTMAN

GSOTD: Love Me



By ELVIS PRESLEY

(words & music Jerry Leiber - Mike Stoller)

Treat me like a fool,
Treat me mean and cruel,
But love me.

Wring my faithful heart,
Tear it all apart,
But love me.

If you ever go,
Darling, I'll be oh so lonely
I'll be sad and blue,
Crying over you, dear only.

I would beg and steal
Just to feel your heart
Beatin' close to mine

Well, if you ever go,
Darling, I'll be oh so lonely
I'll be sad and blue,
Crying over you, dear only.

I would beg and steal
Just to feel your heart
Beatin' close to mine

Well, if you ever go,
Darling, I'll be oh so lonely
Beggin' on my knees,
All I ask is please, please love me
Oh yeah

Swing Blade

Sunday, October 29

JOTD: Mad Cow

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"

The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"

Saturday, October 28

SYV: A Little Less Conversation (Extended Remix)



By ELVIS PRESLEY

GSOTD: A Little Less Conversation



By ELVIS PRESLEY

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation aint satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Baby close your eyes and listen to the music
Drifting through a summer breeze
Its a groovy night and I can show you how to use it
Come along with me and put your mind at ease

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation aint satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Come on baby Im tired of talking
Grab your coat and lets start walking
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Dont procrastinate, dont articulate
Girl its getting late, gettin upset waitin around

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation aint satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

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Elvis Albums (a small sampling)











GAOTW: Elvis Presley

Elvis Aron Presley, in the humblest of circumstances, was born to Vernon and Gladys Presley in a two-room house in Tupelo, Mississippi on January 8, 1935. His twin brother, Jessie Garon, was stillborn, leaving Elvis to grow up as an only child. He and his parents moved to Memphis, Tennessee in 1948, and Elvis graduated from Humes High School there in 1953.

Elvis’ musical influences were the pop and country music of the time, the gospel music he heard in church and at the all-night gospel sings he frequently attended, and the black R&B he absorbed on historic Beale Street as a Memphis teenager. In 1954, he began his singing career with the legendary Sun Records label in Memphis. In late 1955, his recording contract was sold to RCA Victor. By 1956, he was an international sensation. With a sound and style that uniquely combined his diverse musical influences and blurred and challenged the social and racial barriers of the time, he ushered in a whole new era of American music and popular culture.

He starred in 33 successful films, made history with his television appearances and specials, and knew great acclaim through his many, often record-breaking, live concert performances on tour and in Las Vegas. Globally, he has sold over one billion records, more than any other artist. His American sales have earned him gold, platinum or multi-platinum awards for 150 different albums and singles, far more than any other artist. Among his many awards and accolades were 14 Grammy nominations (3 wins) from the National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences, the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, which he received at age 36, and his being named One of the Ten Outstanding Young Men of the Nation for 1970 by the United States Jaycees. Without any of the special privileges his celebrity status might have afforded him, he honorably served his country in the U.S. Army.

His talent, good looks, sensuality, charisma, and good humor endeared him to millions, as did the humility and human kindness he demonstrated throughout his life. Known the world over by his first name, he is regarded as one of the most important figures of twentieth century popular culture. Elvis died at his Memphis home, Graceland, on August 16, 1977.

GSOTD: Stop Crying Your Heart Out



By OASIS

Hold up
Hold on
Don't be scared,
You'll never change what's been and gone
May your smile, (may your smile)
Shine on, (shine on)
Don't be scared, (don't be scared)
Your destiny may keep you warm,

'Cause all of the stars,
Have faded away
Just try not to worry,
You'll see them someday,
Take what you need,
And be on your way and
Stop crying your heart out

Get up, (get up)
Come on, (come on)
Why you scared? (I'm not scared)
You'll never change what's been and gone

'Cause all of the stars,
Have faded away
Just try not to worry,
You'll see them some day,
Take what you need,
And be on your way and
Stop crying your heart out

'Cause all of the stars,
Have faded away
Just try not to worry,
You'll see them someday.
Just take what you need,
And be on your way and
Stop crying your heart out

We're all of the stars,
We're fading away.
Just try not to worry,
You'll see us someday.
Just take what you need,
And be on your way and
Stop crying your heart out... [4x]

Friday, October 27

Adventure Rocketship

from the latest yep roc newsletter...

Robyn Hitchcock Videos

By now you've heard Robyn Hitchcock & The Venus 3's stick-in-your-brain single, "Adventure Rocket Ship" from the critically acclaimed new album, Ole! Tarantula. Well now we've got
not one, but TWO videos. The official video features Robyn's own drawings and wacky artistic vison. The other is live and features Robyn and the band rocking out on a rooftop. Check 'em out in the "free stuff" section below.

the animated video is at:

http://www.yeproc.com/upload/media/view_media.php?id=311

while the live one, which doesn't seem to be working right now, is at:

http://www.yeproc.com/upload/media/view_media.php?id=317

JOTD: Armed Women

Why did God give women arms?

Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

Ole Tarantula

Robyn Hitchcock And The Venus 3

(Yep Rock)

As much as pop music is dominated by the obsessions and style of the youth of today there is something attractive about witnessing a mature performer practice the skill of popular song. Like an old guy clad in weather beaten flannels and terry towelling hat and a brandishing a 1970s Stuart Surridge bat dispatching a barrage of over-enthusiastic young fast bowlers in a game of turf cricket, song-writers who’ve been around the traps can create great pop songs with a degree of confidence that only comes with experience (unless of course they’ve devolved into boring old farts bemoaning every artistic development since Dylan went electric).

Robyn Hitchcock has been around the block a few times in his career, initially with his band The Soft Boys, then with his backing band The Egyptians, and as a solo performer (with some celluloid exposure along the way). Despite having a discography that borders on the copious, Hitchcock falls into the category of ‘cult artist’ – where ‘cult’ is a polite euphemism that disguises a lack of commercial and popular success. But no one’s ever claimed pop music was a just pursuit.

Olé Tarantula sees Hitchcock teaming up with the Venus 3 – a casual band of supporting artists including Peter Buck and Bill Rieflin from REM (REM being one of the first bands to pay tribute to the Soft Boys’ influence) and Scott McCaughey from Rieflin’s ‘other’ band The Minus Five. This is pop music written and performed by a master of the craft. Adventure Rocket Ship is melodic 60s inspired pop as fresh as Syd Barrett’s fertile imagination before it was fried into submission, Belltown Ramble provides a stable bridge between folk and pop and Olé Tarantula is a wistful and satisfying stroll across the most inspiring of musical plains. Hitchcock’s love of late era Beatles is there for all to hear in ‘Cause It’s Love (Saint Parallelogram) and The Authority Box while NY Doll pays tribute to the late Arthur Kane.

But to understand why Robyn Hitchcock is as relevant today as he ever was, just hear the horn-fuelled reprise in Museum of Sex, sparked by Hitchcock’s adolescent call of “let’s hear that riff again”. It’s a riff well worth hearing again – and Olé Tarantula shows Hitchcock’s got plenty more to give the world.

PATRICK EMERY

GSOTD: The Masterplan



By OASIS

Take the time to make some sense
Of what you want to say
And cast your words away upon the waves
Sail them home with acquiesce
On a ship of hope today
And as they land upon the shore
Tell them not to fear no more
Say it loud and sing it proud
Today...

And then dance if you want to dance
Please brother take a chance
You know they're gonna go
Which way they wanna go
All we know is that we don't know --
How it's gonna be
Please brother let it be
Life on the other hand won't make you understand
We're all part of the masterplan

Say it loud and sing it proud
Today...
I'm not saying right is wrong
It's up to us to make
The best of all the things that come our way
Coz everything that's been has past
The answer's in the looking glass
There's four and twenty million doors
On life's endless corridor
Say it loud and sing it proud
And they...

Will dance if they want to dance
Please brother take a chance
You know they're gonna go
Which way they wanna go
All we know is that we don't know --
How it's gonna be
Please brother let it be
Life on the other hand won't make you understand
Why we're all part of the masterplan

Thursday, October 26

Happy Halloween !!!













GSOTD: Half The World Away



By OASIS

I would like to leave this city
This old town don't smell too pretty and
I can feel the warning signs running around my mind
And when I leave this island I'll book myself into a soul asylum
Cos I can feel the warning signs running around my mind

So here I go, I'm still scratching around the same old hole
My body feels young but my mind is very old
So what do you say?
You can't give me the dreams that are mine anyway
You're half the world away
Half the world away
Half the world away
I've been lost, I've been found but I don't feel down.

And when I leave this planet
You know I'd stay but I just can't stand it and
I can feel the warning signs running around my mind
And if I could leave this spirit I'd find me a hole and I'll live in it and
I can feel the warning signs running around my mind

So here I go still scratching around in the same old hole
My body feels young but my mind is very old
So what do you say?
You can give me the dreams that are mine anyway
You're half the world away
Half the world away
Half the world away
I've been lost, I've been found but I don't feel down
No I don't feel down
No I don't feel down

I don't feel down
I don't feel down
I don't feel down
I don't feel down

Wednesday, October 25

SYV: The Lady Loves Me



By ELVIS PRESLEY

GSOTD: Don't Look Back In Anger



By OASIS

Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find
A better place to play
You said that you'd never been
But all the things that you've seen
Will slowly fade away

So I start a revolution from my bed
'Cause you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside the summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

And so Sally can wait, she knows it's too late as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away, but don't look back in anger
I heard you say

Take me to the place where you go
Where nobody knows, if it's night or day.
Please don't put your life in the hands
Of a Rock 'n Roll band
Who'll throw it all away

Gonna start the revolution from my bed
'Cos you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside cos summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
Cos you ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

And So Sally can wait, she knows it's too late as she's walking on by.
My soul slides away, but don't look back in anger
I heard you say

So Sally can wait, she knows it's too late as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away, but don't look back in anger
I heard you say

And So Sally can wait, she knows it's too late and she's walking on by
My soul slides away, but don't look back in anger, don't look back in anger
I heard you say

At least not today.

JOTD: So Dirty

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

DOHERTY: 'PHOTOGRAPHER HIT ME WITH CAMERA'

LATEST: PETE DOHERTY became involved in a bloody brawl with an Italian after being hit on the head with a camera, according to the troubled rocker Doherty threw himself at the snapper outside the Hotel Panama in Rome on Monday (23OCT06) and punched him several times in the face before the he was dragged away by bandmates, covered in blood And Doherty insists the incident was provoked by the photographer He says, "We had a bloody good gig and then a scrap when we got back to the hotel - all in all a good night "This rude guy just cracked me over the head with a camera I couldn't believe it and it hurt It all went a bit hazy after that and I can't remember much else "It was like a bloodbath I didn't go to hospital, I just had it cleaned up at the hotel and it still hurts now "This man kept shoving his camera in my face I asked him to back away and the next thing I knew he hit me over the head with it but I'd better leave it at that " However, the photographer claims Doherty started wildly attacking him: "He came at me like a madman He spat at me and then he was all over me, kicking and punching me "I had to go to hospital I'm covered in cuts and bruises There was no reason for how he behaved "

25/10/2006 08:02

Tuesday, October 24

The Dresden Dolls Please Fanatics Dolled Up In Chi-town

Cabaret piano and drums duo wow awestruck fans in Chicago.

by Chad Grischow

October 24, 2006 - How does a piano and drums cabaret duo get such a following fanatical enough to show up dressed as them? Can you really call a concert with only piano and drums a rock concert? According to Chicago based music critic Chad Grischow, absolutely.

Headliner: The Dresden Dolls
Opening Act: The Red Paintings / Sxip Shirey / Lord of the Yum Yum / Seventeen
When: 7pm, Friday, October 20th 2006
Where: The Vic Theatre, Chicago, IL
Ticket Price: $23.50

Chad Grischow

With only a drum kit and keyboard on stage, it did not appear the near-capacity crowd at The Vic was in store for a rock show. That was before Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione took the stage. The Boston-based duo eased into the hour and forty minute set with the placid break-up tune, "Truce". Palmer's vocals were gorgeous and tender as ever on the opening tune, but as fans know, they would not remain so. Throughout the set, Palmer and Viglione pour themselves into their music completely, resulting in tattered and worn vocals by night's end. Between the fragile entrance and ragged close, the duo put on a staggeringly good show.

Through the evening fanatical crowd (with many dressed to match their favorite piano and drums pair) would roar to life as Palmer started slamming the keys to open fan favorites like "Coin-Operated Boy", but the duo captivated them to the point of entrancement during the songs. For the majority of the evening, despite the rapid-fire pace of songs like "Modern Moonlight", the crowd stood motionless, gazing at Palmer and Viglione as though in disbelief that they were actually on stage. Based on the incredibly energized drumming of Viglione on songs like "Sex Changes", some disbelief was in order. Some may scoff at the notion of a piano and drums duo putting on a powerful show. Any naysayer would have had a bit of crow shoved in their gaped mouth after the killer metal-edged intro to set closer, "Half Jack".

Talking about a Dresden Dolls show without mentioning their theatrical nature would be a disservice. Yes, they take the stage wearing white-faced make-up that may cause some fans to pause at whether to take them seriously or not. The novelty of their appearance fades fast, as incredible songwriting skill and passion for the live performance takes center-stage. Their dramatic facial expressions during songs like the sinister "Missed Me" are half the fun of the vengeful tune about a blackmailing too-young mistress.

Taking a good chunk out of their two-album catalog, the duo's only slight misstep came from placing two gorgeous ballads back to back on the set list. Three members of opening performance-art troupe Seventeen assisted in playing out the heart wrenching "Delilah". The trio did not add much to the song about a hopeless woman in a self-destructive abusive relationship, although Palmer's brutally honest lyrics set the bar rather high. The two followed up the startling ballad with another in "Mrs. O". Placing the two soft ballads after each other did nothing to wake the lackadaisical crowd.

The fire the duo brings to the stage was not without victims; namely, Viglione's splintered drumstick on the hard-pounding "Backstabber" and Palmer's ragged vocals by the time "Half Jack" erupted to a close. After a much-needed break, Palmer returned to the stage announcing she would be trying a new, unfinished, song. The soaring tune was unique in its lack of cynical tongue and biting lyrics, with Palmer sounding happily in love. The song's lack of lyrical fangs did nothing to detract from the beauty of the well-received tune.

The evening exploded to a close with an acoustic cover of Tears For Fears' "Mad World", with Trash McSweeney of The Red Paintings on guitar and vocals, and the fierce "Girl Anachronism". The show only ended with Viglione seemingly exhausted and Palmer's vocals about to disappear. The duo, and its faithful fans, would not have had it any other way.

Set List:

"Truce"
"Sex Changes"
"Missed Me"
"Backstabber"
"Modern Moonlight"
"Coin-Operated Boy"
"Mein Herr" - Cabaret cover
"Delilah"
"Mrs. O"
"Bad Habit"
"First Orgasm"
"Mandy Goes To Med School"
"Half Jack"

Encore:

"My Lovely Astronaut"*
"Mad World" - Tears For Fears cover
"Girl Anachronism"

*new song, title unconfirmed

Why Billy Bragg is feeling electric

24.10.06

Re-energised: "Live music is having a resurgence," says Bragg

From tomorrow, Camden plays host to one of the most exciting musical initiatives to hit the capital in years. Centred on the immaculately refurbished Roundhouse and its new Freedm (sic) Studio, the BBC Electric Proms will also occupy other venues in the borough, such as the Jazz Café, Barfly and Koko for a five-day extravaganza in which both young and established artists present new live material, accompanied by an eclectic programme of films devoted to rock, pop, jazz and soul.

Concerts will be broadcast across the BBC's TV and radio network and the acts lined up read like a Who's Who of popular music, from The Who, James Brown and Paul Weller to Kasabian, Jet and bands such as Tigerstyle and the Bombay Dub Orchestra showcased by the BBC's Asian Network.

One of the headline acts is veteran singer/songwriter Billy Bragg, the Bard of Barking, whose ineffable blend of blokiness, touchingly poetic imagery, and fierce political commitment has made him a fully-f ledged national treasure.

Now 49, Bragg is back with some new songs after a four-year break from recording, during which he has seen his eight previous albums released in two box sets, Billy Bragg Volumes 1 and 2 (Cooking Vinyl), and written his first book, The Progressive Pilgrim ( published by Bantam), an investigation of what it means to be English.

"I'm excited at the opportunity to work with new people," says Bragg of the Electric Proms. "Collaboration is what it's all about, especially at live gigs. Since the process of selling CDs has become more volatile [thanks to downloads and social networking websites such as MySpace] live music is having a resurgence, which I think is good. If you can do it live, if you can move an audience, then you've really got something, and maybe you don't have to go and work in an office or in a car factory."

Before he turned 21 in 1978, Bragg had been scratching a living in record shops in his Essex hometown, and a job at Ford's in Dagenham beckoned. Then he saw The Clash play live at the Rock Against Racism Carnival in Victoria Park, and his future, both political and musical, was reshaped.

"People still underestimate the impact The Clash had," he says. "You'd be surprised how many people working in politics now were at Rock Against Racism, or have Clash tattoos under their suits." Bragg is chuffed that while he is playing the Freedm Studio on Thursday, the Clash's bassist Paul Simonon will be upstairs on the main stage, road-testing his new collaboration with Damon Albarn, The Good, The Bad and The Queen.

"I know all those guys well enough now to say hello, how are you," says Bragg. "In fact, when I played five nights with Hard-Fi last year, I bumped into [Clash guitarist] Mick Jones, who'd produced their album, and I told him I was dedicating my book to The Clash." Jones presumed the dedication would be to the late lead singer, Joe Strummer; Bragg said no, it really would be for the whole band. Like he says, for him it has all been about collaboration.

The Progressive Pilgrim is all about how we can work and live together, and it is Bragg's chief preoccupation at the moment. A personal history of our mongrel race and its attempts at creating a fair, just society through such reforms as Magna Carta and the creation of the welfare state, it culminates in a call for a bill of rights to enshrine "British values" for Brits of every race and creed.

As a committed campaigner against racism, Bragg was shocked into the idea of writing the book when the BNP won a council seat in his native Barking in 2004, but it was the 7 July bombings that were the real spur.

"Those evil men did more damage to social cohesion in this country than the British National Party and the NF did in the past 40 years," he says. "After that, there was a debate about the failure of multiculturalism and the need to return to 'British values'. But there is no definition of British values, no single document you can hold up and say, these are our beliefs. All I came up with, again and again, was the idea of fairness and tolerance."

His investigations in the course of writing the book led him to some conclusions his fans and fellow-travellers might find surprising. He thinks ID cards are a fair idea, as long as they are counterbalanced by a bill of rights. He thinks it is probably legitimate to ask a Muslim woman to remove her veil if she is to teach children.

Less surprising, perhaps, is his assertion that "not just the government, but the entire political class" failed to gauge the depth of resentment to the Iraq War, which he believes motivated the 7/7 bombers. And as an ex-soldier himself ("I wanted to drive a tank," he says of his brief 1981 enlistment) it's no surprise to find that he is on the side of British squaddies abroad.

"They didn't decide to do that job because they wanted to shoot civilians in Afghanistan," he says. "It was because they wanted to protect our country." He approved of Sir Richard Dannat speaking out in favour of withdrawing from Iraq: "But he told the wrong person. He should have told George Bush."

Bragg concedes that the book may have been partly prompted by the sight of a milestone birthday heaving into view next year. "I am approaching 50 and I did have that Paul Weller moment - you know, 'has my fire gone out?' In the past I only had a quiver of songs to show you how passionate I am. Well, look in WH Smith's now - there's a big, fat 80,000 word book proving my fire is still burning bright. I've been re-energised by writing it."

At the Electric Proms he will be showcasing songs from his forthcoming new album, and some compositions he recorded during a songwriting residency last year in a hospice for terminally ill women. And there is another reason why he is excited about the BBC event.

"I played my comeback gig at the Roundhouse in 1995, after taking a year off after my son, Jack, was born," says Bragg. "I was a bit nervous and I walked up Primrose Hill to calm myself down." Then, in the middle of the gig he forgot the words to his big 1980s hit St Swithin's Day. "But the audience sang it for me, all the way through. I just played my guitar."

Although Bragg now lives in a house on the coast near Bridport with Jack, his wife Juliet de Valero Willis, and a lively dog, he still regards himself as very much a Londoner. "In Dorset I've got horizon, and lots of it, and moving there helped skew my work-life balance slightly more in favour of my family," Bragg says. "But it's made me appreciate more what London has to offer." Like, for instance, the Electric Proms? "Yeah," says Bragg. "I still listen to new bands, and things like this just make me feel like a fan again."

SYV: Little Sister/Get Back

A small preview of next week's artist of the week. Hell I may take two weeks. One devoted to SKINNY ELVIS and the other for FAT ELVIS.



By ELVIS PRESLEY

GSOTD: Whatever



By OASIS

I'm free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose
And I'll sing the blues if I want

I'm free to say whatever I
Whatever I like
If it's wrong or right it's alright

Always seems to me
You always see what people want you to see
How long's it gonna be
Before we get on the bus
And cause no fuss
Get a grip on yourself
It dont cost much

Free to be whatever you
Whatever you say
If it comes my way it's alright

You're free to be wherever you
Wherever you please
You can shoot the breeze if you want

It always seems to me
You always see what people want you to see
How long's it gonna be
Before we get on the bus
And cause no fuss
Get a grip on yourself
It don't cost much

I'm free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose
And I'll sing the blues if I want

Here in my mind
You know you might find
Something that you
You thought you once knew
But now it's all gone
And you know it's no fun
Yeah I know it's no fun
Oh I know it's no fun

I'm free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose
And I'll sing the blues if I want

I'm free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose
And I'll sing the blues if I want

Whatever you do
Whatever you say
Yeah I know it's alright

Whatever you do
Whatever you say
Yeah I know it's alright

JOTD: Hack Golfer

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."

The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."

Monday, October 23

Messing with a Friend

"Messing with a Friend" at The Annoyance Theatre: Susan Messing is the host (and half the two-person cast) of a new Thursday-night improv gig at the Annoyance Theatre that surely will be the hottest improv show in town and costs a mere five bucks. Assertive, vulnerable, eloquent, acerbic and--most important--complicated, Messing is a colossal talent. Why she did not make it big alongside such peers as Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch and Stephen Colbert befuddles me. She's as good--if not better--than any of them. Most improvisers stay in a narrow comfort zone protected by irony, but Messing prefers big, huge leaps from one outrageous situation to the next. And no one in town can deliver emotional off-the-cuff verbosity like Messing. It doesn't matter who Messing is working with on any particular night (partners will change). You'll still be fighting for a seat among the zillions of Chicago improv students looking for a lesson from the mistress.

--Chris Jones

GSOTD: Champagne Supernova



By OASIS

How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the Sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky

Wake up the dawn and ask her why
A dreamer dreams she never dies
Wipe that tear away now from your eye
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova

'Cause people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why

How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova

'Cause people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why

How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
* We were getting high
* We were getting high
* We were getting high
* We were getting high
* We were getting high
* We were getting high

JOTD: Last Request

The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn't want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.

Finally, when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold.

"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with."

"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"

The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."

The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.

The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."

Sunday, October 22

SYV: Pablo Picasso/I Was Dancing At The Lesbian Bar (2002)



By JONATHAN RICHMAN

SYV: New England



By JONATHAN RICHMAN AND THE MODERN LOVERS

SYV: I'm A Little Dinosaur/The New Teller (1981)

Wow! Jojo doesn't come around AZ as much as he did to Chicago.



By JONATHAN RICHMAN

SYV: Friendship



By TENACIOUS D

SYV: Jesusland



By BEN FOLDS

SYV: Chopsticks (4-12-99)

I saw Liz at Lilith Fair but passes on a chance to see her DJ at a pub near my old place in Chicago. Regrets!



By LIZ PHAIR

Liz Phair Interview (1993)

WXPN 885 greatest artists of all time - Robyn's Top 10 !

Robyn Hitchcock

1. Bob Dylan + The Beatles at joint Number One!
2. Syd Barrett
3. Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
4. Lou Reed/The Velvet Underground
5. Arthur Lee/Love
6. Bo Diddley
7. The Incredible String Band
8. Martin Carthy/Steeleye Span
9. Bryan Ferry/Roxy Music
10. The Byrds

Bragg announces anti-racism tour

Singer-songwriter Billy Bragg is to tour the UK this winter to campaign against fascism and racism.

Bragg will play his second 'Hope Not Hate Tour' of the year starting in York on December 1 before moving to 12 other venues around the UK.

The gigs are being supported by a number of anti-fascism and anti-racism organisations, including Unite Against Fascism, Love Music Hate Racism, Searchlight, Show Racism The Red Card and The Leftfield.

Bragg said: "With the rise of the BNP, it's crucial that we continue our campaign against racism and fascism in Britain."

The tour calls at:

York Opera House (December 1),

Holmfirth Picturedome (2),

Burnley Mechanics Arts Centre (3),

Glasgow City Hall (4),

Perth Concert Hall (6),

Aberdeen Lemon Tree (7),

London Hackney Empire (10),

Cambridge Junction (11),

Bristol St George's Hall (12),

Birmingham Academy (13),

Reading Concert Hall (14),

Brighton Dome (16) ,

London Hackney Empire (17).

The ring

Fuelling rumours of a wedding, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are seen shopping for a ring in Florence

Florence is one of the most romantic cities in the world — and Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were determined to make the most of it.

Sharing an umbrella, they strolled through the ancient cobbled streets arm in arm, looking very much in love.

The lead singer of Babyshambles was in Italy for a gig, where model Kate, 32, joined him — though not entirely successfully — on stage.

Despite the rain, they looked relaxed and happy as they ambled around, even stopping at a jewellery shop on the Ponte Vecchio to look at rings.

It is not known if they bought one but it will certainly fuel rumours that they plan to marry this year.

Reports of their impending wedding have gathered pace since their reunion a few months ago.

The couple had separated after Kate faced damaging allegations that she took cocaine.

Then Doherty, 27, who has repeatedly and publicly battled his drug addiction, put himself into the Priory Clinic for rehabilitation. In Florence Doherty was happy to take a photograph for tourists before the couple sauntered off to end their afternoon in a bar.

It was a far cry from scenes at his concert, where Kate was booed when she joined Pete for a duet. She left the stage looking distressed with a mystery gash and what appeared to be blood on her arm, though a spokesman said it was just spilled red wine.

Certainly Kate shunned hospital treatment. Instead, she and Pete returned to a mansion owned by designer Roberto Cavalli where they were staying.

Cavalli said: “Kate and Peter are very sweet and very much in love — they make a great couple.”

MOSS PREGNANT WITH DOHERTY'S BABY?

Supermodel KATE MOSS is reportedly expecting a baby with her rocker partner PETE DOHERTY, according to the BABYSHAMBLES frontman's uncle. PHIL MICHELS claims the former LIBERTINES star broke the news during a phonecall from Italy on Friday (20OCT06), with Moss expected to make an official announcement in the next few weeks. Michels says Moss has had a scan, and the couple are delighted by the news - and plan to wed as soon as possible. He says, "I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant. They are both delighted and Pete sounded really excited. "That is why they want to get married. Pete told me they want a baby together to cement their marriage. I am made up for them. They're so happy, they love each other. "I can't wait for the wedding - we are just waiting for a date."

GSOTD: Wonderwall



By OASIS

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat, the word is on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
But I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

And all the roads that lead you there were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me

Saturday, October 21

Monty Python star has cancer

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au

MONTY Python star Terry Jones has bowel cancer, although doctors believe they have caught it at an early stage.

Jones, who directed the cult comedy troupe's three films, Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and The Meaning of Life, was in a private London hospital after being diagnosed, the Daily Mirror said.

His agent Jodi Shield told the newspaper: "He is having a routine exploratory operation in the next few days.

"His surgeon is fairly confident - they think they've got it early enough.

"He's in great spirits. We're having to make him stop working."

The paper said Jones, 64, was told of his diagnosis just days before last Wednesday's London premiere of Monty Python musical Spamalot, when he appeared alongside fellow Pythons Eric Idle, Michael Palin and Terry Gilliam.

Jones often took female roles in Monty Python's films and sketches - perhaps his most famous line was in Life of Brian when, playing the hero's mother, he said: "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy."

SYV: I Left My Wallet In El Segundo

I've never been the biggest hiphop fan in the world - but I dig this song.



By A TRIBE CALLED QUEST

SYV: Institutionalized

Another song from my formative years.



By Suicidal Tendencies

SYV: My Baby, She's All Right

I used to watch 120 Minutes religiously. I heard this song and ran out and bought the cassette. The rest of the songs were a major disappointment but this one still rocks to this day.



By SCRUFFY THE CAT

SYV: Laurence of Euphoria

Holy shit! I've been looking for this song for years. I have the album somewhere but nothing on CD or MP3. This was the theme song to my buddies and my yearly drunk fest in Wisconsin Dells. Thanks YouTube!!!



By THE OPHILIAS

SYV: Take the Skinheads Bowling



By CAMPER VAN BEETHOVEN

Robyn Hitchcock roaming NYC

SYV: Uncorrected Personality Traits



By Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians

Robyn Hawking MTV

SYV: So You Think You're In Love (Live)



By Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians

SYV: Wolves, Lower



By R.E.M.

Oasis Posters